she's a great laugh
also she has an exceptionally cool job, and has promised me that i get to come to her work parties. AND her bf has lots of eligible single friends.

these things are all in her tenancy agreement. she doesn't have to pay me any rent (although we are arguing about this because she is insisting) but she does have to get me into cool celebrity parties and lots of interesting men.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:48, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Rswipe = best landlady EVAH!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)

if you're going to be accurate
there are many many things that go in the "landlady" slot there.

such as... you know, that thing.... and that other thing, er....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:56, Reply)

You may want to rephrase that a little.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:58, Reply)

no it was deliberate. the idea was that you all rushed in to tell me what i am so amazing at
this is like when i had to explain the small feet = small cock thing to you the other day, honestly!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Or me having to explain that "putting things in the landlady slot" might amount to...

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:04, Reply)

as if anything of that sort had ever occurred to me. utter filth.
honestly noel, you kiss your daughter with that mouth?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:14, Reply)

There is no right answer to this, so I abstain.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:20, Reply)