You could bring back Holiday and replace
Judith Chalmers with Simon Weston.

We could see just how hot places were without the BBC having to use resources generating expensive onscreen-graphics.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

He could do a Falkland Islands special, perhaps report on the gay scene;
"The last time I was here I was face down surrounded by dead seamen..."

It writes itself.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:21, Reply)

hehehe
You could add into that, the Argintine view...

'And there lies Carlos, he had he ass shot off. Not by the British, he just never let a Deigo by.'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:26, Reply)

They call him The Belgrano
cos he went down with all the crew
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:29, Reply)

It was his ambition to move to Morecambe.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:32, Reply)

flatmate and i were watching "america's next top model" last night
and one of the models said "i am pure because i hate semen, i can't stand it on my hands."

it was the most surreal WTF tv moment ever. dumbass.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:10, Reply)