DANGER WANK!
the less successful follow-up to 'Danger Mouse'
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 16:50, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Was his side kick called
PENisFOLD?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Pfft!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:00, Reply)

is that because the episodes were too short?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 16:59, Reply)

That's too clever for me
I only understand lowest common denominator smut
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:01, Reply)

it will cum as no surprise
that i can do that, too.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Ha!
thank you, that's my level
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:07, Reply)

smut
is a very important feature in a man, i find. best paired with other attractive features, such as opening doors, putting toilet seats down, saying "thank you", not complaining at having the duvet stolen/cold feet put on you to warm them up, always having a fridge full of cold diet coke... but still, base smut is a very important feature.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:11, Reply)

As crazy as this sounds, I actually have that
Granted, the fridge of Diet Coke is at work, but I just thought I'd point it out, haha.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:12, Reply)

you haven't yet mastered the skill
of not calling women tubby though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:14, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)

I've only ever done it once!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:18, Reply)

But how many times have you called a woman tubby?
I think the two might be connected.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:21, Reply)

*makes notes*
toilet seat down...diet coke...cold feet (I have been known to shriek at cold feet...in a manly way of course).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:15, Reply)

it's cold feet or pink bedsocks
whichever you find less unsexy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:17, Reply)

I'm all for better socks in the bedroom
Edit - does that make sense? It was that or "Improving your socks-life"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:22, Reply)

ok so that's black fishnet hold-up stockings with lace tops
with criminally short black see-through lace negligee.

and hot pink fluffy totes with anti-slip cat pawprints on the soles.

i'll be round by 8.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Aww, cat paw prints
I mean...giggidy.

but ickle paw prints? awwww
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:29, Reply)

i can send you a reeeeeally smutty picture now.
of the soles of my feet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:32, Reply)

That's the best offer i've had all day!
week
year
decade
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:35, Reply)

i may have misled you
they might be tiny cats on the soles, not tiny cat pawprints.

i will check it out when i get home.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:39, Reply)

*Gasp*
It's all secrets and lies with you, SECRETS AND LIES!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:41, Reply)

i have to preserve a tiny little bit of mystique

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:43, Reply)

Starting high pitched, then your voice dropping as quickly as you can possibly make it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:18, Reply)

That's the one
I have certainly never shrieked like a sissy-girl. Oh no. Nope.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:24, Reply)