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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hell no, if Little Noel is ever committed to film I want it to be tasteful and perhaps shot in black and white or sepia to best present its features.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:23, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
can't be THAT little, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:25, Reply)
Hey, it's just a nickname.
*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:26, Reply)
but how was it earned?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:27, Reply)
A penis doesn't earn a nickname, it is born with it.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:29, Reply)
i must say
i have never slept with anyone who gave their schlong a nickname. i think it would have a dampening effect on my libido (and not in a good way)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:35, Reply)
you've never slept with anyone who told you about it you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:36, Reply)
true
but god can you imagine? "here, swipe, just give colin [the cock] a goodnight kiss" ? or "wakey wakey, here comes snakey" ?

i'd die.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:39, Reply)
wakey, here comes snakey-lol's.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:44, Reply)
So it never really had a chance then

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:35, Reply)
I've often thought about getting it changed by deed poll but I hear they frown upon it.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:46, Reply)

black and white or sepia macro
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:25, Reply)
It'd look like the surface of Mercury.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:26, Reply)
turbulent

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:35, Reply)
go digital
and save the eyesight of some poor lab monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:27, Reply)

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