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Holidaying alone is for sex tourists and widows.
Take a b3tan on holiday. Who would you take and where would you take them?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:55,
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*anal sex joke*
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Kroney, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:57,
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Two whole minutes, well done.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:57,
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There was an inevitibility to it
that would have grown and grown until Psychochomp made the joke.
I'm just removing that tediousness from your thread. Thank me later.
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Kroney, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:58,
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Thanks for leaving all the other tediousness.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:02,
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ha
i like it when you are bitchy.
except when you aim at me like below, clearly. :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:18,
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I'm not bitchy :(
I'm playful.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:20,
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you say potato
i say potato
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:21,
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like a kittin
with a half-dead mouse
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:21,
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EXACTLY
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:23,
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I would take baldmonkey to the folsom street fair
then just hang back and watch.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:58,
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Edmund
I'd let him take me to the Tundra of my soul.
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TheColonel, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:59,
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Lampito.
To my bedroom.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:00,
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She's punchy.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:01,
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so she's a bit creepy then?
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:16,
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I've not seen a Punch and Judy show in (probably) 30years.
They scared the life out of me as a child.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:18,
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but they had a moral
if you batter your wife, you'll end up being eaten by a crocodile who will also eat your sausages
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:19,
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That's the way to do it!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:22,
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No, I punch people.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:22,
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Why do you have a punchy reputation?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:24,
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BECAUSE I PUNCH PEOPLE
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:28,
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Why?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:29,
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for asking silly questions, presumably
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:36,
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I'm a terrible drunk.
Monty because he was facetious, Crow to prove a point, Chompy because I had been threatening to for ages, and poor Wookiee. Poor, poor Wookiee.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:37,
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Can't you just cop off with a random or get all tearful when you're drunk?
It'll be easier.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:42,
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I do both often too.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:45,
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Well please let me take the opportunity to apologise for saying that
Your tits, when covered in blue tape as part of your Stingray outfit, reminded me of the rapper Nelly.
*ducks and weaves*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:53,
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That's fine. That's a GOOD THING.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:58,
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Derrty?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 19:00,
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I like it rough.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:26,
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As do I.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:28,
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Your mum
to Dunstable
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PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:01,
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Oh nice, I think she'd quite li...
Hey!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:02,
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I don't know who I'd take.
But I'm pretty fucking sure the only safe way of transporting a b3ta collective is on a Sunshine Bus.
*Installs wipers on the insides*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:01,
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This.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:03,
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ROAD TRIP!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:15,
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SHOTGUN
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:15,
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i wanna be on the back seat!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:16,
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We'll I'll drive.
It'll mean I'm the only non-mong on the trip then.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:17,
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yes of course Jeff
we'll add a little plastic steering wheel on the back of the seat in front of you so it's like you're driving
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:18,
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I've just laughed far far too much at that.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:19,
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JMG
Ann Widdecombe's house.
I just think it would be amusing.
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LongJohnBaldry, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:02,
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Nothing wrong with holidays alone
I can't just pick one b3tan :(
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:05,
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I was being controversial for the sake of it, mainly to try and get a rise out of swipey.
CHOOSE!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:06,
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maybe instead the question should have been
why you wanted to get a rise out of me.
why do you feel like that noel, why, why, why?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:17,
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because you get a rise out of him
if you know what I mean
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:20,
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i thought this might be the case
sigh, go on then noel, gaz us an edmund...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:21,
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are you making a collection?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:21,
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oh yes
my inbox looks like "playgirl"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:24,
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playgirl would go bust if they put out a 'men of the internet' edition
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:25,
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this is true
and my family wonder why i get hysterically defensive every time my 4 year old niece wants to play angry birds on my iphone.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:27,
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Children must be kept away from the internet
otherwise 'concerned parents' occur
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:29,
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i was thinking more of my inbox
but the internet too, yes.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:32,
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Hell no, if Little Noel is ever committed to film I want it to be tasteful and perhaps shot in black and white or sepia to best present its features.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:23,
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can't be THAT little, surely?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:25,
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Hey, it's just a nickname.
*shrugs*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:26,
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but how was it earned?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:27,
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A penis doesn't earn a nickname, it is born with it.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:29,
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i must say
i have never slept with anyone who gave their schlong a nickname. i think it would have a dampening effect on my libido (and not in a good way)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:35,
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you've never slept with anyone who told you about it you mean
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:36,
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true
but god can you imagine? "here, swipe, just give colin [the cock] a goodnight kiss" ? or "wakey wakey, here comes snakey" ?
i'd die.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:39,
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wakey, here comes snakey-lol's.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:44,
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So it never really had a chance then
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:35,
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I've often thought about getting it changed by deed poll but I hear they frown upon it.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:46,
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black and white or sepia macro
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:25,
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It'd look like the surface of Mercury.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:26,
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turbulent
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:35,
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go digital
and save the eyesight of some poor lab monkey
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:27,
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Win!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:21,
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Me?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:09,
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Lab and I have a plan
if I ever become single again (unlikely) we are going to travel across America and capitalise on our dashing good looks and splendid accents.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:19,
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so....
...... begging on street corners then?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:20,
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you, Noel and ...related incident are all mean
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:23,
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You know it's just jealousy.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:25,
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I do know that
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:26,
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hey! I claimed you could make money
with sex, that's not
entirely mean
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:26,
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true
technically Noel wasn't that mean either.
Basically rachel was horrid, and I was so upset by it that I lumped you and Noel in with her as well.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:27,
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i am never ever horrid
do you WANT to go back into the frozen wasteland of my severe displeasure? do you?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:28,
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bit of an over reaction there shirley?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:34,
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i've told you a million times
i'd rather die than exaggerate
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:38,
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I'm sure you could make literally dollars as voice-over artists.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:22,
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prostitution?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:22,
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Here's a great way to capitalise your looks.
UGLY
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PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:25,
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*click*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:25,
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you'll pay for that
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:26,
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so that's how you make your money
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:27,
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Haa, no I wont.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:30,
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fate has already made you suffer enough
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:33,
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you'll have them dropping like flies!
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:27,
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like their
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:33,
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pants, pants, everywhere
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:35,
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and all the boys did blink
pants, pants everywhere
they wished they did not stink
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:36,
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does "in my country we would call those trousers"
get underpants too?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:36,
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Depends who.
Amberl would be excellent for a breast-related holiday. Applebite for jumping on men, and for sensible conversation, possibly Crow.
Monty for showing me around the backalleys.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:27,
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breast-related holiday?!
what?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:27,
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A holiday pertaining to breasts.
GAWD CRUNCHY
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 19:06,
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oh, obviously
sorry
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 19:16,
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Your backalley, filmed by Monty?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:30,
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m l
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 19:06,
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Crow? Sensible conversation?
sorry love, it doesn't happen!
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:43,
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Ok, boozing til I fall over
Though I could do that with Applebite...
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:49,
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you can do that with crow too I suspect. I didn't though.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:54,
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I would take Amberl to heaven just to prove there isn't one and if there is, it's probably not all it's cracked up to be.
And I've been on holiday on my own : (
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girlinthehole, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:38,
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Do you want to borrow my Sunshine Bus?
*Waves*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:39,
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I like the idea of that, yes please.
*waves*
I've been good today and stayed of B3ta and worked.
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girlinthehole, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:40,
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Awwww well I for one don't think you're a sex tourist.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:47,
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Fanku!
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girlinthehole, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:49,
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How are you matey?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:50,
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*sings*
'Your matey's a bottle of fun
You put me in the bath
I'm loved by everyone
She's always good for a laugh'.
Good ta!
Relaxed now I've got the bulk of my jobs done at work before I jet off on Thursday.
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girlinthehole, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:53,
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Where're you off to?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:57,
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Aber's wedding in Tenerife.
*glees*
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girlinthehole, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:58,
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Oh yeah wicked.
Send them both heaps of fluff and scathing comebacks from me.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 19:01,
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Will do.
I would also give Aber's parents a peice of my mind if I could speak any Spanish.
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girlinthehole, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 19:03,
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Seven Minutes in Heaven?
*secretly films*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:51,
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the ex
id find us a secluded lake to fish the granny out of. few beers. pot noodles. sorted.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:41,
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That sounds like the worst kind of euphemism.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:50,
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christ
is shagging all you people ever think about? i mean seriously, look at the replies in this thread
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:54,
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its lack sharpens the brain to its possibilty
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:55,
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There's someone out there for everyone Crunchy
Even LARPers.
ljplus.ru/img4/e/x/extel4/110104_002.jpg
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:59,
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woah! where did you get that picture of me?!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 19:00,
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a russian livejournal with lots of interesting photos
not all NSFW
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 19:06,
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Unfortunately we do.
Sex, food and music are the main topics on here.
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girlinthehole, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:55,
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fucking hell
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:56,
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Sometimes football.
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girlinthehole, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:57,
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sport?
dont take the fucking piss
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:58,
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Not me!
Just some of the more heavy browed specimens on B3ta.
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girlinthehole, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:59,
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*grunts*
*drags knuckles*
*composes Petrarchan sonnet*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 19:07,
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heavy browed fantastic, interesting and wonderful
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 19:07,
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Yes.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:57,
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you'll need a kettle
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:52,
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a little one no less
ive got me one of those :D
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:54,
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well I've taken Crow on holiday to Belgium.
And I'm following the Thames with you in a few weeks.
And I've been taken on minitrips by other b3tans on my holiday.
In my conclusion, b3tans on holiday together are great fun.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:58,
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You know I'm going to throw you in the sea when we get to the Isle of Sheppey don't you?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 19:01,
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it's okay, I'll shove sand down the back of your shirt.
or pebbles. Whatever is there.
OH! SEAWEED. Then you'll smell for the rest of the day.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 4 Jan 2011, 19:03,
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or manky seafilled used condoms
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 19:04,
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ewwwww.
you can do that love, I like to keep my hands clean thanks.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 4 Jan 2011, 19:05,
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+ dead kittens.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 19:07,
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If anyone would like to come away with me
That'll be nice.
We'd have pun
s.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 19:06,
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That was so metareferencing it made my head spin.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 19:07,
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Consider the fourth wall destroyed!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 19:09,
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It was excellent, well done.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 19:11,
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*Fires up the Sunshine Coach!*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 19:13,
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Isn't that a bus for Mongs?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 19:13,
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Hell ya!
If there is going to be an imaginary OT holiday, then everyone can get onboard the Sunshine Bus and I'll drive you to your destination!
It has special plastic seats so the dribble of a thousand SCOPERS doesn't damage it!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 19:16,
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Oh, I see you've got with the times.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 19:17,
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Either Aberaccion, Spikeypickle or Bella
For the simple fact that they're the only b3tans who are kind to me!

Nah, it's because they're awesome.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 19:33,
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I was kind to you once.
I'm sure I was. For a whole extended period of time and everything.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 19:35,
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Hence the pic
Nah, I think I've got on well with nearly every b3tan I've met (although I know there are those who disagree), it's simply that those are the 3 I get on with the best.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 19:37,
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Absolutely.
Start a new thread man, this one's fucked.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 19:40,
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