I need to go again very soon because we had hardly any time there
And I want to visit Mary King's wotsit and have the mister take me up Arthur's Seat.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:23, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*euphemismometer asplodes*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Innit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:24, Reply)

ooer

( Kroney, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:24, Reply)

oo-er missus
Embra is shite. Glesca's whaur it's at.

DJ and i differ greatly on this point.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:24, Reply)

But he's trying to edge me away from common things
I might revert to type
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:25, Reply)

remind him gently that he is from pretty common stock himself
and that he needs to crawl out of his own arse.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:28, Reply)

It's too tight to get out of!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Glasgow is ace

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Glasgow has the problem that any other city bar Edinburgh has
It's too big. Edinburgh you can walk across in a couple of hours but it still has everything you'd want in a capital city.

Glasgow also has Glaswegians* of course, but I suppose some of them can't help being psychotic bigoted idiots. Oh wait, yeah, they can.

*disclaimer. I accept that there are plenty of nice Glaswegians, but until they drive all the Rangers and Celtic fans into the sea I'll continue to tar the whole population with the same brush.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Liverpool's nice and traversible

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Is it?
I'd always assumed the gert big river in the middle kind of slowed you up?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Nah, the other side of the river isn't Liverpool (strictly speaking)
All the decent stuff is on one side.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:46, Reply)

This ^
There are separate cities over there, the one opposite being Birkenhead.
Liverpool is one one side.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:49, Reply)

You mean George's sofa

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:24, Reply)

It's now called Brighthouse's Chaise

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Dave's chaise longue.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Chardonay's futon

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Ashley's beanbag

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Dean's lazyboy

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Albert's Stool

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Barry's pew

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:41, Reply)