Sorry for the threadjack, but here's one for you foodies.
There is a cake on my desk.
Only it's not a cake.
It's texture is more like a sweet bread and it contains dollops of something that has the consistency of butterscotch cream from Greggs doughnuts, but also has a coffee/cinnamon-y taste. Also the cake-loaf smells, but doesn't taste, VERY boozy.

What am I eating?!
(TheColonel, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:10, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why don't you just ask the person who bought it?

( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:13, Reply)

They said it was just something left over from Christmas.
And they're an idiot.

I'm disappointed in you.
(TheColonel, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I've not really got a sweet tooth.
Sorry!
( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Just a sweet heart

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Shucks : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Apology ruefully accepted.

(TheColonel, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:27, Reply)

at a massive guess
Pandoro Cake...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:30, Reply)