i wish you worked here

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I wish I worked there too, with a more interesting job
Do you have bins in the office?
Do the bins need emptying?
I could be the guy who empties the bins and goes through everyones desk drawers when the office is empty.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Let's face it, you're going to be hard pushed to find a job in accounting interesting anywhere.

( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I can dream a dream Blousie
usually about zombies
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:50, Reply)

cat and chicken zombies
wearing pink stockings with pawprints on the soles?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Oh gawd
the horror...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:01, Reply)

we had a cleaner who did that
the bugger nicked £100 of hair products from my desk when my latest shampoo order arrived.

anyway they have now nicked him (which will teach me to be sexist as i was sure it would be a woman) and i am being reimbursed so all is well. but i don't recommend it as a career.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I dunno, my hair is the longest it's been in years. I could do with some decent hair products.
What with snow & work, I haven't been able to get it cut. I was going to book an appointment for saturday. Guess what's forecast for friday? More bastard snow.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:00, Reply)

POIDH
Your hair, not the snow.
( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:03, Reply)

What a pity, I left my camera at home
think of a badly constructed birds nest
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:09, Reply)

ideally men should have just enough hair to be tousled
and to run your fingers through. unless it's curly, in which case do us all a favour and shave that 'fro


( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:08, Reply)

I am determined to get it cut this weekend
quite frankly I look shocking
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:12, Reply)

everything i type here sounds like pandering
i don't believe the second sentence though!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Baldies and skin heads are nice too.

( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:12, Reply)

i know loads of girls who love shaved heads
it's just personal preference - i don't mind it (in fact, don't even notice it if they tick other boxes like making me laugh), but given a free rein i'll take a nicely tousled head of hair please.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:17, Reply)

*flicks hair*
I beg to differ.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:21, Reply)

oh well
clearly i wasn't talking about YOU, crow.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:22, Reply)