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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oh NOris, do you
Like a good danish blue?
Or with your kilt on
Is it old stilton
That you prefer
At the end of the year?
Maybe Caerphilly
Since December's so chilly
Although its from Wales
It never fails
To attract snails
In force 5 gales
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:41, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
skipping round a
Lovely fresh ripe
Piece of Gouda?
NOw Edam
There's a cheese for a man
And the red plastic
It's fantastic
Or maybe
Its dairy lee
That you'd do anything for
(which leads to jokes galore)
Does cheddarie
Make you leap with glee?
And does Brie
Make you flee
To France
For the chance
Of a cheesy romance?
My mind is bursting at the seems
Tell us, Norris, the cheese of your dreams
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)
shit! I didn't realise how many of these we'd done:
What if you died and came back for a day
I wonder, Norris, what you might say
Ressurection, you deserve a reward
But you'd just say "That's a new world record"
And the people would believe you - you're no faker
And you'd make a disciple of Cheryl Baker
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:47, Reply)
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