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For fuck's sake you lot, stop working and piss about on the internet.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:48,
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latest was 15 years ago)
alright kswizzle(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:57,
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Here have a distraction.apod.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:57,
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Is that a tie-fighter in the picture?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:03,
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Super picture there.Catching the ISS as well, dead lucky.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:07,
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Or incredibly precise calcs.The jammy fuck.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:07,
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I'll go with Luck.Waiting for the ISS and letting the eclipse go by would be as hard as hell.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:10,
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I beg to differ...apod.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap100523.html
The eclipse lasts for a fair period and the ISS transits every 90 mins.
Edit: it doesn't transit the sun, of course.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:14,
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Beg away.The ISS will be in a different position each orbit. Which means that it would only pass the sun / observer alignment once.
Anyway, I've just noticed I have a ringworm, so it's on with the Canistan full strength for me for a couple of weeks.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:20,
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Indeed.Edit: Damn, the guy's GOOD.
legault.perso.sfr.fr/
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:21,
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Creme caramel with a bite out of it?So fucking what Noel?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:13,
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How many then?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:05,
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Awesome, great internet.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:08,
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Pick any 15 minute period between 7am to 10pm and I can give you the forecast for then as well(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:10, Reply)
How the he'll do you forecast that? Do you just look at last dec and the dec before it...... Work out the percentage difference and apply it to march?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:34,
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rolling six week average by 15 minsAdjusted based on seasonal variations etc.
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Isn't that the POKE for infinite lives on Jet Set Willy?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:08,
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Gay bananas, who'd have thought it?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:58,
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how do you know they are both boy bananas?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:13,
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No tits innit.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:14,
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the one behind mightperhaps she has a banana strap-on
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:17,
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I dunno, the one in front looks kinda concerned.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:19,
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Me too Lampers, tell me about your day.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:06,
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I went to the libraryI did nothing.
I epically pimped a dull sandwich into being pretty nice actually.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:15,
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Tell me more of this sandwich pimpery.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:16,
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Wholemeal pitta with faux chickenbought some kind of holey sliced cheese and tabasco. I think it was the tabasco that made it excellent.
I had my habenero one nicked last year, though :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:22,
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I get through a bottle of tabasco every three or four weeks.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:24,
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I've gone from 'so busy I could cry'to 'lost all interest' - soon I shall be in 'home-time countdown' mode. I am in some kind of tedium limbo.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:11,
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Listening to West Coast Seattle Boy.Fuck me this is great. Why have I never heard most of this before?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:13,
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Because it's almost entirely previously unreleased stuff.As a lifelong obsessive I have only heard one of the tracks before. This is why I had such a massive wank when I got it.
My favourite is (possibly) Burning Desire off disc 3 (I think).
What a fucking masterclass of style and technique. It's up there with 'Champagne Supernova'...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:18,
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Haha fuck off.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:19,
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Soon, my pretty, soon.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:22,
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never have I had such a response from urination(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:18,
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can'tloads to do, then gym this evening. stupid new years resolution, i can't walk from yesterday's session.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:10,
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That is dedication.Or do you mean your legs hurt from yesterday?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:16,
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i so nearly put this rhyme in my original posti am glad i have found my level with you 2
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:44,
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Alright Roy Castle, knock it off.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:19,
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"Noris McWhirterWhat cheese
With your stomache agrees?
Is it cheddar
Or cheshire
What is your measure
Of a good curdled milk
Of this kind or ilk?"
(This is the start of a poem I wrote this many years ago while going through a 'writing poems about Noris McWhirter phase)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:31,
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You have issues Crunchy.Serious issues.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:33,
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wait! I found the rest..Oh NOris, do you
Like a good danish blue?
Or with your kilt on
Is it old stilton
That you prefer
At the end of the year?
Maybe Caerphilly
Since December's so chilly
Although its from Wales
It never fails
To attract snails
In force 5 gales
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:41,
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*weeps with joy*(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:43,
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or will we see youskipping round a
Lovely fresh ripe
Piece of Gouda?
NOw Edam
There's a cheese for a man
And the red plastic
It's fantastic
Or maybe
Its dairy lee
That you'd do anything for
(which leads to jokes galore)
Does cheddarie
Make you leap with glee?
And does Brie
Make you flee
To France
For the chance
Of a cheesy romance?
My mind is bursting at the seems
Tell us, Norris, the cheese of your dreams
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:44,
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no, I think I was busy murdering language, thoughshit! I didn't realise how many of these we'd done:
What if you died and came back for a day
I wonder, Norris, what you might say
Ressurection, you deserve a reward
But you'd just say "That's a new world record"
And the people would believe you - you're no faker
And you'd make a disciple of Cheryl Baker
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:47,
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It's....it's beautiful.....One of my dad's best mates married McWhirter's daughter. So, effectively, I'm famous.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:34,
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Did he go to the funeral of his brother?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:39,
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I am not at liberty to discuss this with non-celebrities like you.Sorry.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:39,
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I'll just phone Martin, he still has a full record of who was there.*Dials*
Mr McGuinness? It's JeffTheDogFucker here...
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:44,
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this was one of the rhymes in one of the poemsactually...although I think it's one my housemate did
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:39,
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I'm leaving work in 5 minutes, so you'll be without me for an hour.I bet you'll all be disappointed!
You don't give a shit, do you?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:12,
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Awwwww AA, you'll be missed like antibiotics occasionally miss a mutation.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:14,
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Shhhh, it's AA.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:25,
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I didn't claim it did.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:26,
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Well....erm. Good?my lack of decent comeback doesn't make you any less wrong, either...
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I'M WRONG!Better :P
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:28,
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Much deserved too.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:30,
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Let me fetch you some orange juice.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:34,
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I know someone who dips their croissants in orange juicesick freak that he is.
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That's wrong.Coffee, yes. Tea? Maybe. OJ? Might as well be diet coke.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:38,
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Dipping your croissant in it.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:40,
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Oh I seeI thought you meant in general. Yeah, I can't imagine fizzy pastry being particularly nice.
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Ice-cold diet coke with a slice of lime is probably my favourite drink in the world.Here I am outing myself as a massive gay on board.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:42,
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You can bugger off with your filthy slice of limebut otherwise yes.
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*buggers lime*(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:44,
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I can't unread that now.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:50,
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*snigger*I'll bet you winced. I'd like to say I'm sorry, but I'm not.
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Yeah I winced.You win again.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:52,
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I conceded, and my god this right-side-of-the-board is hard work :)(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:05,
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Spoilsportmuch as I'd love to linger (and win again, of course) I am actually going to go home now instead of sitting in a dark and empty office sniggering to myself.
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Enjoy your ride!(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:10,
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Well-defined, perhaps-slightly-too-muscly legs.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:51,
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THEY ARE NOT TOO MUSCLYthey are just very toned from the knee downwards.
gah.
i hate you all.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:56,
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*whispers*He's leaving soon - tell the strippers with all the free drugs and booze that they can come round now.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:14,
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Hey MontyI listened to a Led Zeppelin album for the first time ever yesterday. The first one, that I bought at the weekend. Pretty good, will probably buy more. The second and penultimate tracks were boring blues ripoffs though.
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djtrialprice, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:19,
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Good work.'Good Times Bad Times' is one of my favourite songe by anyone, ever.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:21,
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I'm done with work nowAnybody breaking anything can now wait until tomorrow.
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Kroney, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:17,
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I would love tobut I have to go in to town and then cycle home up the hill of DOOM which is going to really really hurt.
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Just think of the awesomeEast European shotputter's thighs you'll eventually have though
Mmmmmm, *dribbles*
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djtrialprice, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:26,
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Ah, but if only I had their titsnot their underarm hair though. I can actually see the muscles in my legs when I tense them now, trufax.
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CoolWe should totally compare thighs at the next bash.
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djtrialprice, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:31,
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if you wereyou might actually spell it correctly.
blatantness.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:46,
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Yeah, it didn't feel like a correct word when I typed itBut I'm on the phone so couldn't be bothered to check.
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djtrialprice, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:55,
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It's alright, I was too polite to mention it.But since others aren't...
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Kroney, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:58,
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Hahamuscles there may be, a significant amount of wobble there is also. I'm not going to be winning Miss Hotpants 2011.
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DJ, however, WILL be winning Mr Skidpants 2011.If 2004-10 are anything to go by.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:36,
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My first victory caught me by surpriseThe second was a close, controversial one. But from 2006 onwards I feel I've owned that competition.
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djtrialprice, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:39,
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What's a cla...actually, on second thoughts I don't think I want to know.
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You do want to knowwww.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=clagnut
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:46,
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Yeah, it was what I thought it wasI really don't know why I clicked.
/sigh
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Well at least your thought has been confirmed,(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:54,
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Paramount Comedy channelshould show that instead of King of Queens. I guarantee it would be more watchable.
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djtrialprice, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:45,
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Who do you think will win Miss Hotpants 2011?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:36,
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I don't really knowthey look nice? Toned but not terrifying, slim without being skinny?
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i hate how defined the muscles are in mine, esp the calves, which make me look like henry viiii think it really is genetic, as they don't get more or less toned however much or little exercise i do!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:45,
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Henry VIIIwas very proud of his legs.
He was less proud of being a fat, ginger cunt.
Here endeth the lesson.
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Kroney, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:47,
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Well, swipeI hate to break this to you, but...if you didn't go to the freaking gym for eleventybillion hours a year, you might have less muscle definition in your legs. Just maybe.
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they're not too bad, they don't look manly or anythingjust i would prefer slightly less muscle and slightly more skinny on the calf side of things! but it really isn't the gym... i stopped going to the gym for a good couple of years when i was with/after the horrible bullying ex, and the calves stayed EXACTLY the same. humph.
i hear pilates is good at fining down calf muscles, but i also hear it HURTS.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:49,
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Shouldn't doit makes you a bit achey when you first start doing it, like yoga, but it doesn't hurt.
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i do pilatesand I'm a wuss
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:51,
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Be careful.The pilot Deirdre Rachid got with in Corrie turned out to be a wrong 'un.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:53,
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I can't believe you watch Corriethat offends me far more than the pun.
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berk and swipe ganging up on Jeff.*Oh, boo-hoo-hoo*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:57,
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It was in all the papers at the time.I'm no Corrie watcher.
It's all Northern and has pigeons it in and stuff.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:56,
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Of all the reasons Henry viii is rememberedHaving over-developed calves isn't the first thing that springs to mind.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:48,
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it is for mewe had a big painting of him on the wall in history and he looked like both calves had swallowed a grapefruit :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:55,
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I'm home and fucking bored and for some unknown reason in a bit of a narky moodSomeone entertain me.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:16,
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Wooooo LAB!Start a new thread eh?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:23,
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Will do when I can think of summint(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:25,
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have a rant about shityou know you want to
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:29,
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I have more Noris McWhirter poemswill that help?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:24,
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No it will not(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:25,
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I have a long poem about a big mountain?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:26,
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I think poetry in general might antagonise it.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:27,
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don't call him 'it'I've seen him, he's real
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:28,
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Only just(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:31,
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I've seen him more than you.I still have little echoes on the back of my retina.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:31,
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He's like full-beam headlights from nowhere.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:35,
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I don't remember flashing you...(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:36,
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A short poem about a big mountainIt's fuckin' enormous
Mount Everest
But Hillary and Tensing
Put it to the test.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:32,
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Whadd'ya want? Chaucer?Trying to think of other rhyming mountains.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:42,
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no criticism, thereit was totally rhyming and truthful
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:43,
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Do your long poem thenNormally I can knock together a bit of doggerel in a flash, but I ain't got my flash on tonight.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:50,
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it's really fucking longand purposefully terrible - it was for a larp thing where we needed a vogon-like poetry book
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:54,
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I've not been at work all day.cos I'm on holiday har har har har har.
I"M IN BERLIN NOW!
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Have you met any difficult Germans yet?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:29,
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gawd, how long are you going to be on holiday going everywhere on gods green earth?/jealous blog
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:30,
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about another 3 weeks.it's coming to an end too quickly. I DON'T LIKE THIS.
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You've got to have a European adventure at some point K.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:38,
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Would you say you've changed as a result of your travels?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:52,
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I'd hope soShe'd be a bit stinky otherwise.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:56,
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definitely.I'm a lot more confident, for starters. And I can now sleep on a floor, a sofa, a train car, a bus, on people's shoulders and almost on a station bench (I was very tired).
And I'm better at just taking care of myself and knowing when to stop and have a break.
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I was actually just thinking about going to get my passport.(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:49,
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Do it,You passport will be valid for 10 years and you'll be able to take advantage - at short notice - of any opportunities to travel that come up.
You've mentioned India as somewhere you'd like to go before, why not cheer yourself up and plan a trip and then see if you can work out when it would be feasible to travel.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:52,
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apparently white american women should not travel in India aloneI blame Julia Roberts
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:59,
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Well plan a European adventure then!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:01,
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I only want to go to the UK really.And I keep talking about it but I haven't done yet, mostly down to the fact that I'm horrible at saving money.
Plus I'm a big scaredy cat.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:05,
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What worries you about coming to the UK?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:06,
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all the hoodiesnot really, it's more of a fear of being raped and murdered that my dad has instilled in me since I was a kid
I'm afraid to travel anywhere, really
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:16,
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I've walked about in WattsAnd not felt threatened.
Every Country and every City has scary bits. Stay away from them, you'll be right.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:25,
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I'm going to Virginia this yearNowhere near you, though - you'll be pleased to hear.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:52,
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That's actually VERY near me.As in half hour away.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:04,
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Thought you lived in Richmond.I'm on a two day battlefield tour - early October.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:10,
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Definitely don't. I live about 40 miles west.That's pretty cool, are you re-enacting?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:14,
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NoJust fascinated - there's four of us travelling over. Three are going to NASCAR in Charlotte, NC. I'm doing the battlefield thing, then we meet up again in Washington and head to Detroit.
Edit - where do you live then?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:18,
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NASCARAre they trying to find the best way to never want to visit America again?
I live here
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:24,
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They love car racingPlus, one of my mates works in the UK office of a company based in NJ and they get free tickets.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:29,
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Wilkommen!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:30,
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Awwww man, Whitstable is gonna be such a fucking let-down after this.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:32,
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Dunstable, however...(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:34,
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I noticed you're going to Addlestone tooI hoped that's where they make the cider, but a quick wiki look says no. Worse off, it's made by Gaymers, who also make White Star and Blackthorn, two terrible ciders.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:35,
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Yeah, it's a mid-point between Reading and London, the price was rightand it's not far from a bunch of reservoirs which might be an opportunity for a walk and a "Fuck me there's a gannet!" moment.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:38,
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is that a euphemism?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:38,
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Sure, why not?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:40,
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wait - I remember, it's called 'little noel' isn't it?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:41,
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Sat here wishing I'd never posted that now.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:43,
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You get hungry people everywhere.Or do you mean a different type of gannet?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:39,
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Oh Jeff, you spoil us with your faux ignorance.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:42,
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