Weeping venomous snakes and alligators
So they are.

This isn't in the bag yet. If Strauss capes it at 500 tonight, then unleashes Big Tim, that's the job done.

I rate Strauss - I think he's our best tactical captain since Nasser - but I'm worried that he'll go for glory off this innings.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Weeping alligators?
I think you'll find the correct term is crocodile tears.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:26, Reply)

By Jimmy Nail?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:27, Reply)

She's lying

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Thanks for that Al.
That song will be in my head all night.

Ain't not doubt, it's plain to see...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:31, Reply)

A St Bernard like you's no good for me

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:34, Reply)

my dad had some crocodile meat
and decided to make a recipe using choux pastry
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Did he make it snappy?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I do hope so
otherwise he was missing the opportunity for a HILARIOUS joke.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:31, Reply)

my dad is rarely one to miss a pun

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:34, Reply)