Aye, I've taken your advice
Would have done it quicker, but my boss is determined to pester me today, what a cunt.

I'd say my main features are my eyes, quiet a 'deep' (someone else said this) brown.

My friends would nearly all say 'Fat, but he's losing weight!' What a bunch of (accurate) cunts.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 8:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Cheers chap, I'd have done the same.
I'd have had "porky" a year ago, but probably "a bit of a gut" now.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Must admit, I was quite happy with the number of compliments I received while walking round topless on NYE
I was just weighting to get my shirt back btw, wasn't just topless for the fun of it.

I have lost a fuckload of weight, but I'm not sure how much I weigh now.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 8:56, Reply)

What's your secret?
I bet it was living at home, wasn't it? Less inclination to get pissed or pig out when you're mum's watching.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Nah, although living at home triggered it
My main problem was snacking, although it's now gone a bit far in the other direction. If I feel hungry, and it's not a mealtime, I either eat some fruit, or nothing at all.

Also, cutting down meal sizes helped. Unfortunately, that gives me severe 'Eyes Bigger Than Belly' Syndrome when ordering drunken takeaways. I ordered a variety box on Christmas Eve (3 chicken pieces, doner meat, onion rings and chips) and ate about 3 mouthfuls before getting into the taxi for the 5 minute trip home. When I got home, I wasn't hungry. Fucking waste of £6.50!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Well, having just eaten a pot of dry bran flakes, I can tell you I'm officially now craving fried chicken.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 9:09, Reply)

I've had that craving for weeks
Sadly, the 3 mouthfuls I had didn't contain chicken, so it's still pestering me!

Place near me sells buckets of Chicken (not KFC) for about £7, it's tempted me more than once.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Make it fresh, it's even cheaper :)

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 9:15, Reply)

I don't have anything I can make fried chicken in currently, that I trust myself with.
EDIT: Sorry, should actually write what I meant.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 9:17, Reply)

You don't have a frying pan?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Even a saucepan will do

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Sorry, that edit should make a little more sense. I'm the clumsiest bastard in the world.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Ah I see

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 9:27, Reply)