If they weren't able to die
then I'd pick Richard Dawkins.

Since they are I'd give it to someone who'd appreciate it. Possibly a fantastic scientist/genius whose advances might otherwise be stopped by death
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:41, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Or Kylie

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:42, Reply)

If you wanted to be really cruel, find a way to give Dawkins locked in syndrome too
And make sure he has the immortality on a verbal contract.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:44, Reply)

yeah
but immortality would probably give him the time to work through it, or if nothing cell replenishment would probably fix him if he's immortal

takes things too seriously
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Ok, how about if before you gave him locked in syndrome, you told him he would have to be baptised publicly before he could pass it on?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Stephen Hawking
Can't have much more go left in him. Give it to him.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:46, Reply)