Well, 300-500 cals per serving
butternut squash and "chicken" curry, baba ganoush, the ingredients for homemade bean burgers, etc.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:29, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've got a good recipe for chickpea curry somewhere
that doesn't have meat in so it's probably good for you.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Ooh, yes, I was meant to make chickpea and spinach pilaf last night
Instead I fell up the stairs.

Gaz it to me if you find it, I'm most likely off the meat at the mo.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:31, Reply)

You sound like my mum.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Why, is she a lesbian?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)

truthlols

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)

That explains it then.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:41, Reply)

HAHAHAHA

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:42, Reply)

My mother is a lezzer, my sister is in the fucking Old Bill
and my father used to be a chaplain.

*shakes head in disbelief*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Your family ticks nearly every fucking diversity box then?
Well, aside from the foreign ones.

My dad used to be a Reverend. Thus, my McDonalds friends found it hilarious to sing 'Son Of A Preacher Man' at me when I was dealing with angry customers.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I, too, have had that song sung to me
by a million-and-one 'comedy geniuses' all of whom where completely convinced they were the first person so to do.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I'll have a look tonight
or go to the pub to meet a girl, either/or
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:38, Reply)

good for you not actually food.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:32, Reply)

500 calories per serving is not low!

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:33, Reply)

why, how many meals a day do you eat?
3 meals, 500 calories per serving, is 1500 calories. that's low in anybody's book. Even the laziest arse gets through about 2000 a day just existing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)

I eat five meals a day at around 250 each.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:02, Reply)

It's not bad... I think I was eating around 800 cals per serving without realising.
Got to ease myself in.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Baba ganoush is fucking gorgeous.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Ordered a pot of tahini, excellent times
You alright, honey?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)

No.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I'm very sorry to hear that. I hope you feel better soon.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Thanks

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I hope you die
then you know, problems solved!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:20, Reply)