if you can keep a secret (this thread will self-destruct etc)
i heard that mr tayyab is opening a second restaurant
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:34, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

This doesn't surprise me.
They have extended their current premises five times since I started going.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Yes, but I thought that was just so they could fit in a table long enough to accomodate your order?
_{...and Al's arse.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Hahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:52, Reply)

is that so they can fit the ever-increasing Al in there?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:52, Reply)

He's still stuck in there from last time.
They're going to have to knock a wall down to get him out. Jerry Springer will be there to perform an interview with the fat, sweaty, remorseful Faux Geordie, when they wheel him out.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:55, Reply)

that explains why he hasn't been around today
he probably dropped his iphone in a fold of gut and can't access it while trapped betwixt two tables.

once again I apologise for not being able to make it to Tayyabs. One day!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:59, Reply)

You will fucking love it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:03, Reply)