Whoever the bastard is
who mixes Port and Vimto together they should be disposed of. Doesn't Wetherspoons do a WKD and port mix also?
I was thinking of a really nice port, champagne and lemon cocktail I once had
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:39, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Cheeky vimto IS port and WKD

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:40, Reply)

really?
I thought that as well then got corrected by someone who claimed it was actually Vimto. I've never drunk it so wouldn't know
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:43, Reply)

No they're wrong,
and probably a pervert.
(TheColonel, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

It is. I was drinking them christmas day
But with large measures of port. I felt so, so rough on boxing day.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:46, Reply)

oh lol, "Fancy a cheeky Vimto?" .... "Yeah', sure, what's cheeky about it?"...."Errrmm... the can has been put in the fridge for 30 minutes".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Well said, and emphasised.

(TheColonel, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:43, Reply)

Cheeky Vimto is port and WKD.
A local club did offer their version of a cheeky Vimto, which was just Vimto with a shot of cheap vodka.

The sugar got you dancing before the booze did.
(TheColonel, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:42, Reply)