Inspired by some of the new QOTW answers;
What is your favourite cocktail/punch recipe?


Alt Q: How to play your favourite drinking games.
(TheColonel, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:11, 123 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I don't know recipes, but I fucking love Long Island Iced Teas, get me ruined.
Alt Q: I don't tend to play them, but the ones where you watch a program/film and drink at prearranged words/phrases/actions amuse me.

Someone recently said about the Jamie Oliver Drinking Game, in which you have to drink every time he starts using olive oil, and keep drinking until he's stopped. Supposedly that got them ruined.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:13, Reply)

That was me
I fucking hate Jamie Oliver, but it's fun if you want to get blitzed in the afternoon.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:32, Reply)

I DID THIS ON NEW YEARS EVE

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:13, Reply)

LIIT is nice, White Russians, Brandy Alexanders even more so
Will remember some of the others in a moment.

Edit: Had to look it up but one of my favourites was Schussboomer's Delight

Alt Q: I'll always play Ring of Fire. I keep meaning to do the Withnail and I drinking game as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Drinking games rarely translate well to text
but the last one I played was the Arnold Schwarzenegger game where you have to drink every time he yells incoherently.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)

favourite punch recipe?
Take a lampito, fill it up almost to the top with booze, stand it next to anyone male, watch
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Awww MAN, I was going to make this joke but I got distracted BUYING ANDROID TABLETS OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:20, Reply)

And Blackberry Playbook too probably, and a new iPad and OH GOSH OH GOSH OH GOSH, I love my job.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Drinking games are shit and for cunts.
www.idrink.com/v.html?id=12257
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Port gives me a fucking killer hangover.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:18, Reply)

It's not something to have a session on, for sure.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:19, Reply)

I learned to play backgammon while drinking port from wine glasses. Too many wine glasses.
edit: Oooh, Nelson's Blood. Good call Monts.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:21, Reply)

My saliva just dried up in sympathy.
EDIT it's a mighty drink, not for poofs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Even a glass after a meal
and the next day sunlight is trying to make my brain explode through my eyes.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:21, Reply)

I've done that way too often
before swapping to mead or unidentifiable grog mixture

I just realised, the rest of you are not talking about swigging port from a bottle, are you? /classy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:24, Reply)

I used to treat myself to a really top-end vintage port
from Selfridges each Christmas. A port strainer is essential for such stuff, otherwise the bottom half of the bottle has so much sediment it's undrinkable.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:35, Reply)

ooo, nice, I have never seen port with bits that are *meant* to be in it
I have a bottle of fairly posh stuff, not sure when I'll ever drink it, in my world port is swigged from the bottle by a few of us and I think this is too posh for that. Perhaps even needs glasses
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Alright Monty
got any left? *invites self over*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Have I bollocks.
Next time I get some I shall invite you over, though. We share a taste in fine alcohol, you and I.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:58, Reply)

HimJim was feeding us whiskey last night.
One of the funniest experiences of my life.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:00, Reply)

Port is delicious
you can make some excellent cocktails with it as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Cheeky Vimto?
The manliest of cocktails
(TheColonel, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Whoever the bastard is
who mixes Port and Vimto together they should be disposed of. Doesn't Wetherspoons do a WKD and port mix also?
I was thinking of a really nice port, champagne and lemon cocktail I once had
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Cheeky vimto IS port and WKD

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:40, Reply)

really?
I thought that as well then got corrected by someone who claimed it was actually Vimto. I've never drunk it so wouldn't know
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:43, Reply)

No they're wrong,
and probably a pervert.
(TheColonel, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

It is. I was drinking them christmas day
But with large measures of port. I felt so, so rough on boxing day.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:46, Reply)

oh lol, "Fancy a cheeky Vimto?" .... "Yeah', sure, what's cheeky about it?"...."Errrmm... the can has been put in the fridge for 30 minutes".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Well said, and emphasised.

(TheColonel, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:43, Reply)

Cheeky Vimto is port and WKD.
A local club did offer their version of a cheeky Vimto, which was just Vimto with a shot of cheap vodka.

The sugar got you dancing before the booze did.
(TheColonel, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:42, Reply)

I fucking <3 'Chocolate Ruby', the chocolate port from Marks'n'sparks.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:55, Reply)

We used to drink rum and port
when we were poor and wanted to get bombed out of our tree for about £5 (3 rum and ports).
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:41, Reply)

we played a eurovision one once
each of us had a country and 3 rules and you drank whenever you saw the country's flag, or one of the things came up (like wind machines)

I had finland the year lordi won, I was wrecked
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:21, Reply)

kir royale
simple and classy. the polar opposite of me, really.

favourite drinking game - fangly dangly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:21, Reply)

fangly dangly?

(TheColonel, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:33, Reply)

fangly dangly.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:41, Reply)

Good, that's the name clarified.
What are the rules? I googled it and one of the results was labia related.
Not good at work.
(TheColonel, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:45, Reply)

ha, sorry
eeek, how to describe this monstrosity? you all choose a rude sign (we were 16 when we came up with this) and chant: "fangly dangly, flob on your nob, [fake spit] and away we go". then everybody claps twice, slaps their thighs twice, claps twice etc to make a rhythm, apart from one person who claps twice, does their own sign, claps twice, someone else's sign. then that person claps twice, does their own sign, and so on.

it sounds awful, but it's actually v funny, esp as it gets faster and faster and people are struggling to keep up with all the rude signs...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:50, Reply)

it sounds confusing
which I guess is the point
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Espresso Martinis
coffee AND booze. Yes.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:27, Reply)

I like this
I had a lovely cocktail with coffee in it once

Edit: found it. Apparantly I had a 'Shaft' (no jokes) which is Drambuie and vanilla vodka shaken with fresh cream, vanilla sugar and a shot of espresso.

As well as Moonlight which is Patron XO tequila coffee liqueur, Mozart dark chocolate liqueur and maple syrup shaken and layered with fresh cream
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:28, Reply)

I had one of those for the first time a few weeks back.
Very nice it was too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:29, Reply)

These are nice
but I feel pretty limp wristed after drinking them.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Coffee and booze?
Have you been dining at a Beefeater and opted to spoil yourself with an Irish coffee?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:31, Reply)

it's in a POSH glass

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:32, Reply)

quantro coffee
I want one NOW
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:32, Reply)

QUANTRO?
Hahahaha
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Unlike Quattro, the posh-Lilt of the 1980s.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:36, Reply)

the only time I drink it is in coffee
in my defence
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Are you talking about Cointreau?
Because I cannot fathom how that could be nice in coffee.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

oh yeah
I can't spell

*shames*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:47, Reply)

You should be more ashamed that you like that in coffee
*looks disapprovingly*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:49, Reply)

but but
it's nice
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:53, Reply)

I shall trust you on that
and never, ever, ever try it.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:54, Reply)

As a rule, I generally refuse to make anything that might resemble a cocktail when I'm at work
However, there are times when you just shove as much booze as you can in a glass and hope for the best. Which is how we happened upon the Glowstick.

Recipe: Take a pint pot. Double vodka, double rum, double archers. Top up with blue WKD and Smirnoff ice, and add just enough orange juice to give it a neon green hue.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:36, Reply)

This sounds brutal.

( Kroney, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:40, Reply)

We're not a pub that does cocktails
We've never learned the art of subtelty with booze. Plus, loads of my mates are rugby lads. You can get carried away.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:42, Reply)

we had a tradition in our larp group of making 'grog'
it would contain anything we could find. In the past we've had to check people didn't have allergies before drinking it. another time it was 'matured' and had to have the mould skimmed off it. HOw am I not dead?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:42, Reply)

I know a naval cadet
who always makes grog at parties. It's quite nice
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:42, Reply)

real grog may be
we just called any old shit grog
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Because you had the special potion than meant you could regnerate into some sort of Orc?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:43, Reply)

Scrolls of Liver Healing?

( Kroney, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:43, Reply)

I wish
mostly it just summoned the demon 'admiral chuckbucket'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:45, Reply)

A good old-fashioned vodka martini is very nice
But unfortunately vodka makes me act like a twat, so I have vowed never to drink it again.

Drinking games are for idiots, but I always enjoyed “Think while you drink” in my idiot days. or was it "Drink while you think"?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:41, Reply)

At least the alcohol hasn't taken it's toll on your memory.

(TheColonel, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:46, Reply)

You can...um...say...that
again?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:58, Reply)

never play 'i never' with
the friends who know your secrets
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:46, Reply)

No one knows all my secrets.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Is that because you knock them out if you think you might be in danger of telling someone everything?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:02, Reply)

keep this the case
by never playing i never with a bunch of people who collectively know your secrets
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:06, Reply)

I guess.
I love playing it though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:08, Reply)

tell us about how it made you act like a twat
i find it impossible to imagine so this would amuse me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:47, Reply)

When mild-mannered Colonel Dracula drinks a vodka (or ten)
he becomes "LOUD OBNOXIOUS TWAT MAN"! Ever alert to the call to action!

"Help me Loud Obnoxious Twat Man!, my party is going too well, I need a loud obnoxious twat to ruin it for everyone"

"Stand back everyone, this is a job for LOUD OBNOXIOUS TWAT MAN!" *GLUG GLUG GLUG*

and that's why I wont be going back to Sweden for a while
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Does it make you lean on fence posts and give wrong directions to out-of-towners?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:50, Reply)

My in-bred zummerzet genes make me do that
now yew dont want to be startin' from 'ere...gow back the way yew came and turn left...or is it right?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:57, Reply)

That is a classic west country trait.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Do you drink vodka just before every time you post on here, then?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:00, Reply)

LEAVE COLONEL DRACULA ALONE!
i'm going home, byeee
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:03, Reply)

Dr Pepper
Pint glass, third of a pint of lager, third of a pint of coca-cola, drop a shot of amaretto in, enjoy the look of horror on the faces of the crowd whilst you consume this surprisingly nice drink.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:46, Reply)

I would drink this, sounds nice

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:47, Reply)

Dr Pepper and American whiskey is OK.
We called a 'Wepper'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:02, Reply)

that would be about 1.5% alcohol though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:03, Reply)

Kroney's reminded me
Dr Pepper and Tequila is very nice.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Gin, grenadine and ginger ale is pretty fucking lovely
/ac

Long Island Iced Tea is also my favouite. Had one called a Tropical Illusion which was all the booze in the world.

Alt: Peep Show Drinking Game. Drink every time there's an internal monologue. Die.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:54, Reply)

^ long island iced tea
i vote for this too
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:03, Reply)

Half glass X-Rated, shot vodka, fill champagne
I also quite love a kamikaze.

alt: Fuck You Pyramid
Make a triangle out of playing cards, one at top, four at bottom, each player gets three cards.
Flip the top card, anyone with the same face or suit can lay down, you call out a persons name "Fuck you TheColonel".
No particular order, the idea is to try to lay a card down before anyone else in order to stay in the game.
When no one else can go, the last persons name to be called has to drink the number of cards that have been thrown. Or they can chug while you count the cards.
Move onto next row, everyone gets cards in order to have three, repeat with each card flipped.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:08, Reply)

Of course, there's always our old favourite game
Go stand outside the door for two minutes. Come back in and down whatever vile concoction we've made in one (this includes booze, mixers, condiments and whatever else we can lay our hands on).

We had to stop playing that when people started pissing in the glasses.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:09, Reply)

We had to stop playing that when people started pissing in the glasses
Or 'Fosters' as the Australians call it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:12, Reply)

gross, who the hell would do that to people they're with
pissing in the drink I mean
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:13, Reply)

You've never met a rugby team have you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:16, Reply)

can't say I have

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:17, Reply)

You make a point Jeff
I've seen and heard about much more disgusting things, but never been involved in the games myself.

Oh dear. I just remembered the worst thing I've ever heard about my rugby friends doing. Yuck.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:19, Reply)

thank you for not sharing :)

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:20, Reply)

I wouldn't inflict this knowledge upon anyone else.
I have a very strong stomach, and even I feel queasy thinking about it.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:26, Reply)

swansea canoe club were always bad
any story from that ended with "...and then he ended up with a bottle in his arse"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:25, Reply)

fun fun

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:27, Reply)

...until one of the died

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:32, Reply)

oh yeurgh

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:43, Reply)

not from having something shoved up their arse, mind

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:46, Reply)

I assumed he's just popped his cork.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:51, Reply)

it wasn't very nice to imply that
I thought for a moment I was going to have to stop shoving bottles up my arse
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:03, Reply)

sorry, but the 15 minutes without a bottle in the arse
may have done you good, you know, tightened your ringpiece a little
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:06, Reply)

I think it puckered a bit when I read that

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:11, Reply)

every little helps

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:14, Reply)

hahaha!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:22, Reply)

It only happened once
My friend Bam was in charge of making the drink for a guy who'd latched on to us, that nobody liked. We didn't see Bam piss in the drink, because he'd gone into the kitchen to make it. We just assumed he'd dont the standard and chucked a bottle of Tabasco in it to finish it off. We saw him grinning like a complete twat while the guy downed it, and as soon as he finished the drink, Bam told him what he'd done. Projectile vomiting does not even begin to describe what happened next. We agreed then and there that the game was dead and never to be played again. Mainly because we knew that nobody could top that level of disgusting.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:18, Reply)

easily topped
you could hide a poo in a pint of guinness.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Sorry
Should have said "nobody could top that level of disgusting and expect anybody to look at them again".
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Oh man, you like that sort of thing? I didn't realise, AA must be very understanding.
I mean, I can see the point in it going down your chest and stuff, but to go in a glass and get your partner to swallow it, well, that's just hardcore.

Was it easy to get him to do it at first, or did you build up to it? I can't say I've ever done it before, maybe I'd try it the once with someone special, but I'd have to trust them not to tell anyone first.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:25, Reply)

*shakes head at unfunny interpretation*

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:27, Reply)

a gin martini probably
dangerous though as they seem to get me drunk quicker than anything else I've sampled. I also like cuba libre because it's dead simple and tasty. caipirinha is good summer drink too.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:01, Reply)

pomegranate martinis kick in pretty quickly for me

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:04, Reply)

i love pomegranate
this I must try. I think three martinis is about my limit, any more and it's a good night ruined.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:06, Reply)

those are pretty much the only martinis I've had, I could probably drink a few and be okay
the problems I get from drinking tend to stem from drinking loads of different things--beer, wine, loads of different shots
then I get messy, like tripping all over the place, getting angry in general, and crying fucking loads
/drunk girl blog
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:10, Reply)

I mix drinks a lot
I don't know if it really does me any harm but I just get bored drinking the same thing. this happens a lot with beer, there will come a point in the night when I just can't fit any more in and have to switch. I've never been a maudlin drunk though, I just get embarrassingly giddy and start looking for a dancefloor.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:16, Reply)

I typically only drink beer, if I drink wine I'll only drink wine, mixing things just throws me all over the place
I do get tired of drinking it at times, but I drink it anyway
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:18, Reply)

your commitment is admirable

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:21, Reply)

I'm also down with the Long Island Iced Tea
Love them.

We played a drinking game imaginatively known as "The Fag Packet Game". You toss a cigarette packet over your pint. If it lands on the side you nominate someone to drink two fingers of their pint (i.e. wrap two fingers around the glass level with the top of the liquid and drink down to the bottom of the fingers). If it lands on the end you nominate someone to drink four fingers of their pint AND make up a new rule (drink standing up, through a straw, sing a song, whatever). If it went off the table (increasingly common) you downed your drink. If it landed flat (as it mostly does) you pass it on to the next person - an optional rule was that you had to drink two fingers of your own pint if that happened.

And that's how three of us drank twelve pints each in two and a half hours.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:11, Reply)

...officer

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:20, Reply)

officer ossifer
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:23, Reply)

Screaming Blue Motherfucker
vodka
gin
blue curacao
triple sec (or cointreau)
ice
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:13, Reply)