Trying to decide if I want a halloumi and hummus pitta or tarka daal and rice
Deciding to work from my armchair today. Still can't face the library.

Alt: Erm. Ooh. Erm.
Ah, I see non-OT. Enzyme rarely comes on here. And Donkey Gums. He makes my pobber moist.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:33, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

tarka daal
Do it!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Is that like tikka, but a little 'otter?
EDIT: Ah, mindpiss.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:35, Reply)

You say that joke EVERY SINGLE TIME

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:37, Reply)

AND IT'S STILL FUNNY!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:37, Reply)

It really isn't

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:39, Reply)

I know
But I can't help it, it's like a Dad joke, it's ingrained into my subconscious.

EDIT: According to search I've only told that joke 3 times, thought it was more...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:39, Reply)

I was certain it was a lot more than that

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:43, Reply)

So was I, so I assume the search is lying.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:45, Reply)

That doesn't mean you have to say it.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:43, Reply)

If I didn't, someone else would.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I sincerely doubt that.
By the way: 852 views on my new article today *smugs*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Well done!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:50, Reply)

I found my stats page and I can't stop myself refreshing it and grinning
I am such a twat.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:53, Reply)

At least you're aware of the fact
Unlike AA
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:54, Reply)

I'm fully aware I'm a twat.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Have you refreshed it 852 times?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:55, Reply)

No
When I found it, it was around 400. I've probably refreshed it every ten minutes for a couple of hours now though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Sure it is, Dad.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)

I'd have it for tea if I didn't have it now.
So it's which one do I delay the gratification of.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:43, Reply)

You can have the tarka daal if it's made with actual otter.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Sadly no.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:42, Reply)