Nobody cares about /talk
It's lunchtime, what internet folk care most about is lunch. What are you having?

I'm having homemade beef in beer with parsnip mash, which I'm greatly looking forward to.

AltQ: name a non-OT b3tan who is a thoroughly nice person and should be spared from the purges.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:22, 85 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Psychochomp
lol jk. PURGED.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:23, Reply)

WHYYYYYYYY???!?!?!?!?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:32, Reply)

To be honest, I have no reason
Besides, you're an OT-er, so I guess you're safe.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:38, Reply)

theres loads of them on talk who are nice.
Anyone know anything about selling vinyl or whereto get good prices. I just inherited a load and I have zero interest in it.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Try the Internet.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)

looking now but I'm researching something I don't give a fuck about and therefore
am already getting bored.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:27, Reply)

How many records are you talking about here?
And which genre(s)?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:38, Reply)

About 40 or so?
First box is stuff like Nick Drake, Carpenters, all that shite and the second box seems to be Queen, Stones, The Who etc.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Sell it to Monty
he's not very discriminating, he likes all types of music.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Especially chart stuff.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:27, Reply)

He's also rich and not at all cynical
an ideal mark, really.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Monty will suck you off for it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Chicken fucking noodles. Again
Taz44 on QOTW, he's a cracking lad.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:25, Reply)

I'm having 8 sausages, couscous and some tasty carrots
Alt: spangolin, cr3, sleepybinky, manolith
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:30, Reply)

8 Sausages?
Thought there were more players than that in a rugby team.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:32, Reply)

It's sevens and I've got the ref here too

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:36, Reply)

cr3 is a right cunt.
He let geese loose in my kitchen, right fucked up my pots and pans.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:33, Reply)

He got you with that too?
I thought I was the only one!

The right bastard.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:34, Reply)

And what about me, you shit?
you're either saying I need purging or that I'm /OT. I'm not sure what cuts the most.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I don't know if I've met you

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:39, Reply)

You haven't.
I'm simply testing out a new on-line attention seeking/validation persona.

It's not really me, to be honest, so I think I'll go back to being a cunt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:41, Reply)

If you're a panderworthy girl, you're right in there

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:44, Reply)

I'm having glory for lunch
Since there's no food in the house and I have plenty of glory going around today.

I've always got on well with chuckle_hound on QOTW, he's a nice bloke.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Most b3tans are pretty nice I reckon, even half the cunts.
Lunch is a cheap cheese and onion sandwich pimped with salami, a pack of roast chicken crisps and fantasies about the enormous spag bol I'm going to cook this evening.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:30, Reply)

homemade minestrone soup!
I'm rocking the soup every day from now on. Forever.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:33, Reply)

homemade is the bees knees
both tasty and with added achievement.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:34, Reply)

come on.
you're starting pretty low if you get a sense of achievement from making soup.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I've spent 20 years eating out of plastic trays
everything cookerywise is an achievement.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Too much work
Open tin ; pour in bowl ; warm up (unless feeling lazy) ; eat.

edit: stupid html code
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Making soup is a great process and one I shall never tire of.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:44, Reply)

I do not have a blender here.
Maybe I should invest. I certainly need a potato masher before Tuesday.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I need one too, I meant to ask for one for Christmas but forgot.
I might get Gonz to review his smoothie-maker, but I bet he hasn't used it for four months and it's gathering dust and ants in a quiet corner of his kitchen.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:47, Reply)

I quite want a Kenwood Chef
there's a blender attachment too.

Mother bought a juicer and I was the only one that used it. Three times.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:48, Reply)

I'd like something that does everything, but a bog-standard hand blender would be better than nothing, which is what I have right now.
Interesting, aren't we?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Oh, we're enthralling
Though to be honest talking about kitchen equipment is preferable to sodding Virgil.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:53, Reply)

I've just bought a Kenwood thing
because it was going to cost 65 fucking quid to replace the lid of the bowl and the dough hook for my magimix, and a new Kenwood was £75 in the sale. It'll probably last about a month and everything is a disappointment after a magimix but we shall see.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Ahh we had a magimix before we had a kenwood
The different blades were really exciting. Like a grater-blade. I find the Kenwood much easier to clean though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:03, Reply)

magimixes are bombproof*
and they've got a very clever direct drive system. the kenwood feels like it's made out of milk bottle tops in comparison. But £45 for a lid? fucking hell.

*except, apparently the lid and the dough hook. But mine was nearly 8 years old, being fair
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:10, Reply)

We've got one of those Kitchenaid mixers
It's reet good.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:05, Reply)

they are fucking good
but also fucking expensive, sadly.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:08, Reply)

it's like you've been in our kitchen!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Trying to decide if I want a halloumi and hummus pitta or tarka daal and rice
Deciding to work from my armchair today. Still can't face the library.

Alt: Erm. Ooh. Erm.
Ah, I see non-OT. Enzyme rarely comes on here. And Donkey Gums. He makes my pobber moist.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:33, Reply)

tarka daal
Do it!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Is that like tikka, but a little 'otter?
EDIT: Ah, mindpiss.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:35, Reply)

You say that joke EVERY SINGLE TIME

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:37, Reply)

AND IT'S STILL FUNNY!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:37, Reply)

It really isn't

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:39, Reply)

I know
But I can't help it, it's like a Dad joke, it's ingrained into my subconscious.

EDIT: According to search I've only told that joke 3 times, thought it was more...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:39, Reply)

I was certain it was a lot more than that

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:43, Reply)

So was I, so I assume the search is lying.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:45, Reply)

That doesn't mean you have to say it.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:43, Reply)

If I didn't, someone else would.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I sincerely doubt that.
By the way: 852 views on my new article today *smugs*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Well done!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:50, Reply)

I found my stats page and I can't stop myself refreshing it and grinning
I am such a twat.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:53, Reply)

At least you're aware of the fact
Unlike AA
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:54, Reply)

I'm fully aware I'm a twat.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Have you refreshed it 852 times?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:55, Reply)

No
When I found it, it was around 400. I've probably refreshed it every ten minutes for a couple of hours now though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Sure it is, Dad.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)

I'd have it for tea if I didn't have it now.
So it's which one do I delay the gratification of.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:43, Reply)

You can have the tarka daal if it's made with actual otter.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Sadly no.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:42, Reply)

I don't feel like eating today.
Dr Preference is a stand-up guy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)

He's going to be consulting on an Irish soap soon,
I now want to watch that soap.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:42, Reply)

You really don't

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:03, Reply)

No, you're thinking of Piston

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Spangolin is pretty lovely.
I also like Stuj and Dr P.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:45, Reply)

FUCK YEAH SSS$$SsSstTTTtTtttTtUuuUuuuUUuuUuJjjjJJjJjJJjJJJjjJJj!!!11!!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:08, Reply)

my vote goes for the mighty badger
he's not quite /OT and he seems to be generally a normal sort of person

faint enough praise?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:50, Reply)

He's evil take my word
I've met him and everything
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:51, Reply)

I need to conduct some control tests before I can judge whether to believe you or not
sum meeting these people up in one word
Kaol
Lab
Noel
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:55, Reply)

stabby
shithead
suspicious
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Bonus points for alliteration

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:01, Reply)

sanks

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:03, Reply)

ok, you've passed

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I'm suspicious!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:03, Reply)

you cocked up the chevron you spastic

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:07, Reply)

yes you are
all that time you are out "walking" sounds dodgy to me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:09, Reply)

1. Haven't
2. Chins
3. Bender
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I can't be that evil
you didn't hit me or anything.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:03, Reply)

the cheque is in the post.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:02, Reply)

homemade beef?
Is that the new way of saying you killed and ate your fat cow of a neighbour?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Yes.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Believe me Friz does not represent talk in any way shape or form.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:10, Reply)