"I dip it in there, take it out, put a little saliva on it and put it back in again."
That kind of thing yeah?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:28, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

this made me laugh more than it should have

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:34, Reply)

I'm genuinely shit at flirting.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:40, Reply)

DON'T YOU TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Is that you, Chesney?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:42, Reply)

This isn't a competition chompy.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:42, Reply)

But if it was, I'd totally win.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Oh man, I can't believe it, she's taking off her knickers..... wow, that's amazing what she's doing...."
*switches styles*
Wow, I never knew the belly button was an eroginous zone
*Switches to style facing the other direction*
Oh god, look at her shoes in the cupboard, they're in order of size and colour. Perfectly organised, I bet she has a spreedsheet and knows every detail about each shoe. Oh yeah' baby, normalize that database. I have to ask her what her opinion is on the new ribbon chrome for office 2010+.

Her: "Is something wrong honey? You seem distracted"

Oh god, she knows what I'm thinking.

Chompy: "Nah', this is great, this is the best time of my life. It's like my indexes have been newly optamised and I can create a pivot table with 10k rows in a minute flat"

Her: "What?"

Oh shit, oh shit, did I say that out loud?

Her: "10k? Pfff, 100k more like ,)"

*singing* And then she asks me, do I feel all right.... and I say darling, you look wonderful tonight.

monty comes out the cupboard: NO CLAPTON !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)

*clicks hard*
9/10 more Monty in the closet.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:06, Reply)

hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:08, Reply)

How much of that morphine did you take today?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Sometimes I think I should try to describe this place to other people.
It's posts like this that make me think I shouldn't ... but in a good way.
*click*
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:10, Reply)

I <3 u!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Fucking hell Gonz, you've surpassed yourself
I'm grinning ear to ear despite my mostly-lurker status. The evening has started officially.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 21:08, Reply)