as it happens, they aren't
most of them happened to friends, and a lot are exaggerated/worded in a provocative way, but made-up they aren't!

the gaz wasn't the problem, vip. the problem was the persistent dirty phone calls. i was at work ffs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:33, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I believe you
I understand that sometimes strange or amusing things happen to real people and also, some people sometimes have sex.

yeah, sorry about that. it's your fault though really.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:35, Reply)

it really is the way you tell 'em
like the occasion when i flashed my boss and fell off my chair for being too lazy to pick it up so i wheeled myself off the edge - i think i got about 47 gazzes asking about my tits/pants. i could just have said "i fell off my chair and bruised my arse". in my head it sounds funnier to talk about tits/pants in a tongue-in-cheek way, but i can totally see how that gets misinterpreted!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I was aware that there was the odd gaz of that nature now and then
but I had no idea that there were that many fucking weirdoes out there. They could be reading everything we post....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)

It's quite worrying, isn't it
An untold number of lurkers all dying to know the colour of your pants...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:48, Reply)

It's mostly weird because I wouldn't begin to think of sending a message like that
except possibly as a joke, and even then I'd make it pretty fucking plain that that was the case.

I tend to forget how fucking odd some people are. or downright disturbing like mabazrichie
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Exactly, it wouldn't even enter my mind as a possibility to contact a total stranger in that way
The Internet's full of wrong 'uns.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:53, Reply)

indeed it is
incidentally, what colour?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:56, Reply)

what makes you think i'm wearing any?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:59, Reply)

this conversation must end NOW

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Agreed

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:03, Reply)

..... or if you are wearing any
this is a popular question
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:51, Reply)

*facepalms*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:56, Reply)