Best thing: They are lovely and curvy and smell nice, and if you're good, they'll do that thing you like.
Worst: Each and everyone has a raving mentalist inside them, bursting to get out. They only manage to achieve this once you're in a relationship them them. Oh, and they bleed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:59, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That thing you like - fuck a dog?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:59, Reply)

I've met some girls who can't even hide it until you get in a relationship with them.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Surely that is the time to walk away?
Or are you still of the misguided belief - as most blokes are where the chance of getting laid in concerned - you can change them?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I find a little crazy attractive.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Maybe if you aren't in it for the long haul, a bit crazy might be fun.
But long-term I'd rather be with someone I can have a laugh with, without wanting to live in each others pockets.

Mentals tend to be far too demanding on your time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Every relationship is demanding on your time.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:16, Reply)

if you consider it a demand
it's probably fucked from the start.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:17, Reply)

it's all relative
and depends what else you have to do with your time.

visiting sick children in hospital, hosting tea parties for the elderly, hooning cocaine of a celebrity torso, playing WOW in your parents' basement...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:28, Reply)

well, yeah.
But I meant more that a relationship by its nature is going to take up some of your time, which presumably you want to give. If you're going in with the thought that any time spent with the other person is a demand on your time, that's probably a good indication you should stay single.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)

there are lots of indications that a lot of people should stay single
and never reproduce. but sadly they choose to ignore them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:44, Reply)

You leave WOW out of this

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Not completely.
People who want to know exactly what time you're finishing work, what time you'll be over to the second and then get all narked when you've got something better to do than listen to them describe the weird dream they had last night.

Those demands on my time I can do without.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:18, Reply)