oh noel
you had to set me off, didn't you?

best thing: he knows who he is
worst thing: he knows who he is

or.....

best thing (sometimes): sex
worst thing (sometimes): sex

or.........

best thing: being all broad chested and big handed and getting rid of spiders and generally manly

worst thing: total lack of qualms about lying to girls
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:09, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You have issues don't you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:10, Reply)

ach i'm being flippant
MOSTLY
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:16, Reply)

whereas good old women NEVER lie to men, right sisters?
I've known women who've been just as rotten cheaters as men, plus there's always the classics such as

'No, I don't mind if you go out with your friends'
Trans: I shall start texting you in 20 minutes and will continue to do so all night thus ruining your evening and becoming hysterical if you don't reply to each of them the moment they are sent, or

'No, there's nothing wrong'
Trans: you have ONE GUESS ONLY to work out what is wrong. Clue: it's to do with 'emotions' or fannies.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Yes, I do have issues.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:18, Reply)

hahaha!!
EMO!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)

not all girls are like that
some of us have never cheated on anyone ever, even when it wasn't a proper relationship and the temptation was HUGE, and we are actually thrilled when our boyfriends have a great social life because it gets them the hell out of our hair.

but i do have some friends who make norman bates look normal when it comes to their blokes, yes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)

That texting thing fucking enrages me
Especially when they inevitably say "Oh, I'm not interrupting your evening, am I?".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I think we must have dated the same woman at some point Monty.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)

the same a
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:21, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:23, Reply)

*bangs fist against chest twice, then raises it in the air*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:20, Reply)

I don't think he does, you should tell us
and why.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:18, Reply)