Worst thing: Snakes
Best thing: with tits
(TheColonel, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This is quite good.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:13, Reply)

I've found that calling all women "snakes with tits"
to a girl you're trying to sleep with, isn't the greatest move.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Really?
did you also find some bear poo under a tree?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Other highlights of my classic "lines that won't get you laid" are
You don't like Star Trek, are you some sort of cunt?
Is your sister as hot as you?
Are you on the rebound yet?
Or talking about The Wire until she "had to go"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Oh and I told someone I used to fancy their mum.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Smooooooth.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Her mum was super hot though
used to be a TV actress.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:39, Reply)

could be worse
my mate's girlfriend told my mate's mum that all his mates thought she was most fuckable. While I was stood right there.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:43, Reply)

You can understand them through the gag?

(TheColonel, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:18, Reply)