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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My missus once woke up at about 3am,rolled over and asked "Why have you been drawing on the ceiling in pencil?"
Truly, what can you answer to that?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:20,
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Anything you fucking like mate, she's either asleep or mental.Unless, of course, you had been drawing on the ceiling with pencil?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:24,
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My 6 foot pencil was downstairs at the timeso I couldnt reach whilst laid down in bed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:29,
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How about "because the bicycle's been shining on my knees".Works every time.*
* Edit: may not work every time, very nearly though.
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Didn't work as a response to"Why are you in bed with my mother?"
but otherwise, foolproof!
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That's surely a case for"I was thinking of asking you to marry me, but I needed to know what fucking you in 30 years time was going to be like"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:30,
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have you just come?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:36,
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course not. just tell them their mum was shit in bed.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:42,
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I will keep this for the next time!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:28,
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