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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Won't your other books get jealous if they find out?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:36, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Best keep it on a separate bookcase

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:38, Reply)
and pay for a new dustjacket

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:39, Reply)
and keep telling it you're thinking about leaving the other books as soon as the baby books are in school

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:40, Reply)
Just don't read it in the marital bed

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:42, Reply)
Are you suggesting seedy hotel rooms would be best?
You could tell the other books you're going to play golf for the weekend I supppose?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Well, you're only staying together for the sake of the paperbacks

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:47, Reply)
*golf applause*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:48, Reply)
oh, I say. well played.
Classic cover drive.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:51, Reply)
it doesn't have to be a seedy hotel
it could be a bed and breakfast, as long as it's out of town.
way out of town
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:48, Reply)
And don't feel guilty darling
I don't love my other books anymore, not in the way I love you.
But when asked to throw them away be told 'I've had them too long'
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:46, Reply)
even though they don't understand me
the children are still too young. especially the one that hasn't been born yet. how did that happen? i was forced into it. FORCED.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:48, Reply)
I think you've slipped from "books" into "people" there.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:52, Reply)
I'm always doing that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 17:02, Reply)
We're having another little pamphlet
I can't leave her now
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:53, Reply)
But but but...
But after that last brochure, you said you were having the op!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:56, Reply)
even though i'm not sure i'm the author

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:59, Reply)
*claps*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 17:01, Reply)
It doesn't matter if it goes wrong those Amberl.
There are plenty more books in the library.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:51, Reply)
yeah, but think how many people have read those books.
It'd be like throwing the little book of calm up the main room of the Bodlean.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:53, Reply)
*Bodleian
but that really made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 17:00, Reply)
*bows*
*vows to improve spelling of ancient Oxford institutions*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)

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