Because the hairdresser stole my fringe in the barber's today.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:29, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The bastard

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I'm angry with myself as well.
I didn't need it cut, it looked class. I just thought if I got it done before going back to Newcastle I could get out of paying for it. It's come back to bite me on the bottom.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Fucking theif =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Well nick something from Tescos to restore the balance of power.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:44, Reply)

There isn't a Tesco near me down here.
Only Sainsburys and the guardians of the treasure are well on top in there. Otherwise I'd have nabbed some ham and sellotaped it to my forehead.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:49, Reply)

ham? Don't you mean SPAM?
Oi! SPAM-HEAD!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:57, Reply)