Highlight of my weekend
would have to be sanding the polyfilla in the living room and bathroom down in preparation for painting tonight prior to the new carpets being fitted tomorrow *cries*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:35, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Gangsta shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:39, Reply)

word
Edit:

Lots of white powder is involved, most of which ended up my nose. I suspect though that this may not be the correct way of "doing this"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:39, Reply)

It probably had a higher cocaine content
than anything Tara Palmer-Tompkinson snorted, bless her borderline-retarded socks. 'I was sniffing 7g a day at one point'.

No you weren't you fucking idiot, you were sniffing about 4g, 98% of which was probably Calgon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:43, Reply)

But what she wasted in shit coke, she saved in replacement washing machine parts.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Noses don't live longer with Calgon, it would seem

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I have to say the white spirit I was cleaning the marks off the patio doors
made my head go slightly funny
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Please stop killing yourself with legal DIY products.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:47, Reply)

But its the only fun I get!!!
Tonight I may even go for ....... turps
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:49, Reply)

LIVE THE DREAM.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Yeah man!
Those brushes won't know what hit them
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Typical QOTW lies.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Apologies
I knew my "Kerrazy" story wouldn't hold up to such scrutiny
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:49, Reply)