Well the good news is
Eurolines phoned my lodge to say they'd found my wallet. The bad news- I couldn't remember my own mobile number when speaking to them so they said they'd phone my mum instead :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You shouldn't be allowed out on your own
you're a liability to yourself.

How are you studying at Oxford?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:32, Reply)

I really don't know
it's actually quite upsetting at times.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Chins up, that happened to me once
My brain evacuated itself of all content, I couldn't give my parents address, and just spent 5 minutes ummming errring
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Yeah I panicked
and gave her the first three numbers I could think of. I have no idea why I thought that would work.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Stress breathing exercises
Also army bomb disposal seems an unlikely career path
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:44, Reply)

this is true
luckily for me the nice lady got in touch and promised that she would put it on a coach to Oxford for me to pick up. Obviously the money is gone but the ID is still there.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Meh, you're lucky, that's the best you could have hoped for
/Claire Raynor
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Indeed
and considering my university ID would cost about £30 to replace, and my provisional drivers licence would be both time and money, as well as the Blackwells card with £20 on it, I care more about them than the negligible money
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Check the contents for jizz or other human wasteproducts
There's alot of sick monkeys out there
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Although my wallet is slim and attractive
I doubt that anyone will have done anything too terrible to it. I hope so anyway
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Have you considered doing less ketamine?
Also get a carbon monoxide detector.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:42, Reply)