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What can of fizzy pop do you want from the shop?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:03, 80 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I guess it would be only appropriate to ask for a Ginger Beer.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:05, Reply)

well I like Schwepps lemonade personally...

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Proper ginger beer, with alcohol and everything in it

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Why would it be appropriate?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Rhyming slang

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Lucozade please
I'm hungover.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I've just had three cans of energy drink
so I'm good.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:18, Reply)

What one do you like? I like 'v'.
We get unlimited Relentless and Red Bull at work, but I don't like the taste of them anymore =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I like the original Relentless
and the Orange one. Red Bull is okay as well. I just bought the cheap stuff however- Tesco Kx
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:20, Reply)

I hate all that vile shit.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:39, Reply)

^this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I thought you were cool man :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:21, Reply)

What you didn't think I was cool?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:43, Reply)

is that something
you often get mistaken for being?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:44, Reply)

My mum thinks I'm cool.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:46, Reply)

energy drinks are for losers
except orange lucozade, and that is only acceptable when hungover or doing actual sport.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:48, Reply)

I'm not a loser*

*May contain lies
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:50, Reply)

You did lose your wallet...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Indeed I did
and quite a lot of brain cells
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:51, Reply)

QED
same with caffeine though. If you don't have it, you don't need it. If you see what I mean.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:53, Reply)

caffeine does little to/for me
I just like the taste
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Here's another link by the way
Apparently the guy who shot Giffords was inspired by a b3tan

www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/jan/10/gabrielle-giffords-shooting-grammar-extremist?CMP=twt_fd
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Fucks sake
reading this dwmlc.com/ is like reading code.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:32, Reply)

I love conspiracy nutters

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Dandelion and Burdock please.
Or a Pepsi Raw if they have any left.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:28, Reply)

I'm so glad I've met someone else who appreciates D&B

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:30, Reply)

D&B is glorious
I have a bottle of the stuff at home.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I almost always have some in
It is the King of fizzy drinks.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:39, Reply)

I think its a Northern thing
Its lovely!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:43, Reply)

I like Drum n Bass.
Glad to see there are others on here that do as well.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Worst drink ever

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Which one?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Well the good news is
Eurolines phoned my lodge to say they'd found my wallet. The bad news- I couldn't remember my own mobile number when speaking to them so they said they'd phone my mum instead :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:30, Reply)

You shouldn't be allowed out on your own
you're a liability to yourself.

How are you studying at Oxford?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:32, Reply)

I really don't know
it's actually quite upsetting at times.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Chins up, that happened to me once
My brain evacuated itself of all content, I couldn't give my parents address, and just spent 5 minutes ummming errring
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Yeah I panicked
and gave her the first three numbers I could think of. I have no idea why I thought that would work.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Stress breathing exercises
Also army bomb disposal seems an unlikely career path
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:44, Reply)

this is true
luckily for me the nice lady got in touch and promised that she would put it on a coach to Oxford for me to pick up. Obviously the money is gone but the ID is still there.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Meh, you're lucky, that's the best you could have hoped for
/Claire Raynor
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Indeed
and considering my university ID would cost about £30 to replace, and my provisional drivers licence would be both time and money, as well as the Blackwells card with £20 on it, I care more about them than the negligible money
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Check the contents for jizz or other human wasteproducts
There's alot of sick monkeys out there
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Although my wallet is slim and attractive
I doubt that anyone will have done anything too terrible to it. I hope so anyway
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Have you considered doing less ketamine?
Also get a carbon monoxide detector.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Cream soda if they've got it please gonz
if not Dr Pepper.
( broadsword, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Iron Bru please.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Spelling fail
Irn Bru.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Just because the manufacturer got it wrong doesn't mean I will me laddo!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:51, Reply)

I don't want fizzy pop
I want some mango juice. Because I'm attempting to be healthy.

Where's Noel he'll appreciate my walking weekend! I walked round Hyde Park/kensignton Gardens for a good few hours, round the Serpentine and Round Pond and past the crazy Sky Mirrors. Then I walked down Southbank and almost bought loads of books until I realised I'd have to carry them around for ages then I went to Taayabs with Monty and a very sexy lady who got me very drunk and got me into bed with her then the next morning I was all hungover and almost threw up on someone on the DLR but then I had a nap on my sofa and met Clendrix and we walked round Trent Park and went tot eh animal sanctuary and laughed at goats then walked uphill to Oakwood then I went home and watched Dexter.

BEST WEEKEND EVER*

*this year
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:39, Reply)

You tell the best stories

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)

I know right!
You're just jealous I got to spoon a sexy lady this weekend and you didn't
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I saw so many Stobarts on the way to and from Newcastle this weekend.
I thought of you every time I saw one.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I thought of you when I was stuffing my face at Taayabs
There was a rumour no one had seen you for so long because you were stuck in between the tables somewhere.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Very true

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:47, Reply)

This sounds like an awesome weekend
how was Tayaabs?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)

It was awesome
Food was totally lovely, hot without being painful and Monty didn't kill me when I accidentally said it was nommy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:42, Reply)

I keep saying this
but it will happen one day, I will definitely go especially if it's not unbearably hot
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Go on a Saturday and get there before 6
When we left at 7ish there was a crazy queue
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Yeah I'll round up some London people

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Aren't we meant to be going on 22nd Jan?

(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:57, Reply)

shush you

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:00, Reply)

I'm hurt and bewildered
As to why you don't want to see me Al*
*filthy student lies
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I'm going to see you at Pulp aren't I?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:18, Reply)

nope
I don't have tickets
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:25, Reply)

That was me, you retard

(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Have you been absorbed into LAAK?
Making it BLAAK one would assume.

I doubt that will cause any problems.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:52, Reply)

I got freed from that
so it's BLAK
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I'm pretty sure there's something in the water at your place.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:43, Reply)

red bull cola
or if you're going past the oriental market some of that knockoff Calpis they have.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Orange Lucozade please, I feel like a fecking zombie today

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:02, Reply)

what's considered fizzy pop?
if I could have a drink, I'd like irn bru
ta
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I think it's soda
in America
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:31, Reply)

I fancy getting hammered
Leninade
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Diet Coke
Always and forever. I need energy for my shit library stint researching sex manuals.
(Charmander, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Explanation please

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:04, Reply)

It's uni work
Got to write an essay on post Christian receptions to this poem that was basically "Adultery for Dummies". Surprising interesting as well as lolful. I now know the Latin word for fingerbanging.
(Charmander, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Somehow I doubt that will be on my 'Latin Phrases' app.
So I now demand that you tell me.

Please.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:07, Reply)

'Inveniere digiti'
A little more poetic I think.
(Charmander, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Beautiful.
What course do you do that requires to look at things like this?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:15, Reply)

I do Classics
With Lampito. It's pretty much non-stop hilarity.
(Charmander, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:37, Reply)