I don't want fizzy pop
I want some mango juice. Because I'm attempting to be healthy.

Where's Noel he'll appreciate my walking weekend! I walked round Hyde Park/kensignton Gardens for a good few hours, round the Serpentine and Round Pond and past the crazy Sky Mirrors. Then I walked down Southbank and almost bought loads of books until I realised I'd have to carry them around for ages then I went to Taayabs with Monty and a very sexy lady who got me very drunk and got me into bed with her then the next morning I was all hungover and almost threw up on someone on the DLR but then I had a nap on my sofa and met Clendrix and we walked round Trent Park and went tot eh animal sanctuary and laughed at goats then walked uphill to Oakwood then I went home and watched Dexter.

BEST WEEKEND EVER*

*this year
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:39, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You tell the best stories

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)

I know right!
You're just jealous I got to spoon a sexy lady this weekend and you didn't
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I saw so many Stobarts on the way to and from Newcastle this weekend.
I thought of you every time I saw one.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I thought of you when I was stuffing my face at Taayabs
There was a rumour no one had seen you for so long because you were stuck in between the tables somewhere.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Very true

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:47, Reply)

This sounds like an awesome weekend
how was Tayaabs?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)

It was awesome
Food was totally lovely, hot without being painful and Monty didn't kill me when I accidentally said it was nommy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:42, Reply)

I keep saying this
but it will happen one day, I will definitely go especially if it's not unbearably hot
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Go on a Saturday and get there before 6
When we left at 7ish there was a crazy queue
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Yeah I'll round up some London people

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Aren't we meant to be going on 22nd Jan?

(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:57, Reply)

shush you

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:00, Reply)

I'm hurt and bewildered
As to why you don't want to see me Al*
*filthy student lies
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I'm going to see you at Pulp aren't I?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:18, Reply)

nope
I don't have tickets
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:25, Reply)

That was me, you retard

(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Have you been absorbed into LAAK?
Making it BLAAK one would assume.

I doubt that will cause any problems.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:52, Reply)

I got freed from that
so it's BLAK
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I'm pretty sure there's something in the water at your place.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:43, Reply)