A multiplication sign goes into a pub and asks for a sandwich
the barman says "sorry, we don't cater for functions"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:38, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

A neutron goes into a bar and asks "how much for a pint of lager?"
barman says "for you? no charge"

I've got a lot more of these, you know.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:39, Reply)

two atoms are walking down the road
when one of them stops suddenly and begins checking his pockets frantically.
"What's the matter?" asks the other atom.
"I've lost an electron!" he replies.
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I laughed at this as well
Dear god I'm sad.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:01, Reply)

I went to this fancy dress party dressed as sodium chloride, this man poored sulphuric acid on me, i didnt know how to react.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:04, Reply)

This reminds me of the piece of string
who wanted a pint in a bar but was scornfully told by the barman that he didn't serve pieces of string. So he went outside, rolled in the dirt and messed himself up, went back in and asked again. Met with the question 'are you a piece of string?' he replied 'fraid not'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:40, Reply)

haha, tidy.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:42, Reply)