ALIENS ARE AMONG US
-tin foil hats-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

No they aren't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:36, Reply)

That's what they want you to think.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:37, Reply)

No it's not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:41, Reply)

that's alien talk, that is

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:42, Reply)

You have the right idea.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:43, Reply)

How are you, Mr Boyce?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:43, Reply)

Not too bad thanks. You?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Tired.
Wrote a huge essay in a day. With references and everything.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:57, Reply)

God I remember that shit.
*still has nightmares*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:09, Reply)

I thought the essay was due in next monday.
It was this monday (I have two essays you see)

THAT WAS AN INTERESTING MORNING.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:11, Reply)

The only recurring dream I have ever had
is one where I suddenly realise I still have some end-of-unit essays to do. In my dreams I am there thinking 'surely I graduated fucking ages ago' but somehow it transpires that I do have stuff to do. Utterly horrible.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:14, Reply)

That does seem unpleasant. I had a few dreams concerning missed exams and shit
I remained surprisingly calm throughout it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:21, Reply)

If they were, we would notice the green skin and spacesuits.
Amirite?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:41, Reply)

Yes. And the lasers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:42, Reply)

100% true.
Your new carts- are they ortofon concordes?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

They are the Scratch Perverts signature Numarks acksherly.
My old ones were the Ortofon 'scratch' concordes but

a) they've gone up quite a bit since I last bought some and
b) I don't need to spend so much as I am effectively retired
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:12, Reply)

I have found Numark gear to be of variable quality.
But if they are Pervert endorsed they must be reasonably good quality.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:23, Reply)

take me to your dealer

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:41, Reply)

Worst t shirt of all time.
Even worse than the mythical 'Adihash - gives you speed'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:43, Reply)

LOADSAMONEY!
Wasn't it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:46, Reply)

And people at my school who had clearly never smoked it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Remember those long sleeved t-shirt from back in the days of dancing in fields?
Similar to the Adihash one, there was the Fairy washing up liquid 'wild mean, fairly hip kip' and god knows how many other similar ones with various drug references on them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Don't get me started on novelty rave tshirts*, please.
I'll be here all night, and I have shit to do.


*'Above all, I'm a raver' in the style of the Rover advert, pour l'example
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:06, Reply)

I'm sure there was a
'I'll have an E please Bob' t-shirt featuring Holness.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:06, Reply)

There was, There was also a single that sampled it.
It was, incredibly, 'fucking shit'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:08, Reply)

Discounted Converse here Monty.
www.trainerstation.com/mens-trainers-converse-c-2_4.html
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:16, Reply)

That tshirt is factually inaccurate.

( Kroney, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:55, Reply)

yeah, that's the problem

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:59, Reply)

*Deacon claps*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:08, Reply)