I haven't had my dinner yet
I got in about 45 minutes ago and the cycle home was exactly as bad as I predicted: I got absolutely soaked and what's more, some cunt in a van nudged me in to a pothole and the resulting jolt made me whack my undercarriage on the seat rather painfully, so that when I got in I dragged my damp carcass and aching fannybone straight in to bed and haven't bothered to get out again to find food.
I'm going out to play tennis in a bit. TENNIS. Look at me getting out of the house and stuff!
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 19:48, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

This shouldn't make me laugh, but...
*sniggers*

Berk stood on one side of the tennis court,
The sky was blue above.
Hot-bloke The Tennis Coach stood on the other side,
And of course, the score was Love.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Hot bloke?
pfft. Old news - I deleted the silly fuckers number. The tennis coach is pretty cute though...
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Better?
I know Hot-Bloke is old news, but I have no idea if you've moved on to a new 'target'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Contrary to however I may come across online
I am not actually some cock hungry jezebel looking for the next 'target'. I enjoy a good harmless flirt as much if not more than the next person, but that's about it.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Reads...
I enjoy a good harmless flirt as much if not more than the next person, but that is no substitute for cock. Cock that I'm dead hungry for. Cock that I'm dead hungry for, because I'm a jezebel.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Oh shut it, you
I'm far too shy to be a slag. I'll flirt with anyone if they stay still long enough, and if they're cute I might actually mean some of the things I'm saying with a cheeky glint in my eye, but the last time I actually asked anyone out was high school. And even then, I got knocked back rather horribly.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 20:08, Reply)

Sorry berk.
I'm being mean.

Are you having a tennis lesson, or playing a match?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Coaching
there's about 10 of us I think.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Have you played for a while?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Not really
I loved it at school but I was a fat kid so never really got shown how to play properly or any support, and when I first moved to Brum I started this coaching course as something to do, but I haven't played since this time last year, partially due to money but also because my shoulder was giving me trouble (at least, this is what I'm blaming my spacker-like serve on)
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 20:23, Reply)

What is your best stroke?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Don't know
I am assuming I can still play to a decent-ish standard after a whole year off, and this may not be the case at all...
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 20:29, Reply)

What time are you going Martina?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I'm just getting changed now
so fairly soon.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 20:32, Reply)

You should change your sig to "not actually some cock hungry jezebel"
Or Jeff should.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 20:50, Reply)

No can do Lighty.
I haven't got berks password! :)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Don't tell BGB, she longs to go to bed with an aching fannybone.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 20:03, Reply)