Weekend was fun
but the dancing went crap. On this occasion, and you'll have to take my word for it that this is a rarity cos I'm usually very hard on myself, I blame the judges. They put some total dross through ahead of us. Pissed me right off.

Thank you for asking though. Well done on the continuing success of your blog, well-deserved
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:32, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You've answered my below question
Did you not offer the judges any, erm, gratitude for a good placing?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)

If by "gratitude" you mean a good shoeing
then I was sorely tempted. Ms Foxtrot expressly forbade me from kicking off. The threat of sex ban was sufficient to keep me in line. And yes I knew what you meant there, you filthy pervert.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:39, Reply)

You sure do
A nice card and some flowers.

Certainly not a nosh.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Haha "nosh"
Although I'd never use that in any degree of seriousness, it cracks me up in this context
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I love the phrase nosh
but you couldn't ever use it in serious chit chat with your missus. It's a jokey one with your mates, I think.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)

*Dances like a loon*
Yeah, it's awesome! I have loads of cool people following me now!

And by cool people, I mean people who's blogs I've been following for ages, but didn't start my own because I thought it would be no good in comparison to theirs. So yeah.

Sorry to hear that it turns out you're bad at dancing.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:40, Reply)

He's very good,
he just had a bit of a limp, for some mysterious reason.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Oh, fuck you
I'm absolutely not bad at it and that's why I was so pissed off. If I'd had an attack of nerves and messed up my footwork, or forgotten the routine, or collided with another couple (all of which I've done in the past) then I wouldn't have minded, but we were awesome and the judges ignored us. Useless cunts.

As I said last week though, am delighted that you're getting kudos for something you enjoy so much, I really am. The fwap-o-meter blog was particularly entertaining
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I know you're (probably) not bad at dancing.
It was a joke. I'm sorry.

Glad you liked the fwap-ometer post, or was that just for the link to the article I wrote about?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Didn't actually click the link but the article had me in stitches
probably because I know plenty of blokes, ex-colleagues mostly, who the descriptions applied to perfectly. That's what I like most about your writing, it engages.

*awaits Pandatron*

Apologies for the "fuck you", it appears I may have some unresolved anger issues regarding the weekend
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)

It made me really angry
I don't even know who the fuck that bimbo is. How is eleven pictures of her in a bikini on holday news?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)

It isn't
It was a good post.

She's an actress, famous principally for getting her tits out. I think they're fake now though, which lessens the appeal.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:04, Reply)

"actress"
(trans: vapid spunk-dumpster)
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Well, what's wrong with that?
She has a nice living, and enjoys what she does for millions of dollars...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:15, Reply)

In all fairness,
she most likely is vapid and is almost certainly a spunk repository. Bella was probably just recounting what she believes to be fact with no bitterness or judgement whatsoever
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I think so
There are no gender politics or rabid feminism at play here...

ANother b3tan had an old feminist blog - urbanfeminist.blogspot.com
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:19, Reply)

No, there was definitely judgement there
Stupid cunt.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Unresolved Issues and DF
Is it just me starting to think...?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Haha

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Cheeky motherfucker
Well played though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I refer the honourable gentleman to my earlier answer
about never missing an easy opening.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:18, Reply)

And we all know how easy Darth's opening is now
The phrase 'chucking a hot dog down a corridor' springs to mind, for some reason.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Ouch.
Or not, actually, owing to regular use...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I'd like to say I'd hope for better from you two
but it would be bollocks
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

"You'd hope for better....bollocks"
Grauniad reporting at it's finest.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I'm sorry Darth
I'm trying to put off writing this article because I know it's going to make me tremendously angry, and I'm sort of in a good mood at the moment.

Please accept my most humble of apologies.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Hehe I don't really mind
All in good fun, innit. Am torn between wanting to maintain your good mood and being keen to read your next blog
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:49, Reply)

I'm going to start it now
Remember, Duck AND Cover.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Once again:
Badumm-tcchh!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Eyethangyoo

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)