Off Topic
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
(
rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Pages: Latest,
837,
836,
835,
834,
833, ...
1
« Go Back |
See The Full Thread
And most of you poor and live on 'ot pot'?
(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:17,
4 replies,
latest was 15 years ago)
I'll give you a moment to read that and try again
(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:17,
Reply)
It's German, I think.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:18,
Reply)
I took that moment and used it to spunk in your mum
(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:20,
Reply)
She said it only takes a moment.
(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:21,
Reply)
I had my fun and that's all that matters.
(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:21,
Reply)
"Women are playthings, mere tools towards my ejaculatory fulfilment" quoth Bobby
(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:23,
Reply)
'Women' is a bit exclusive I wouldn't want to offend anyone.
maybe we can alter the criteria slightly.
(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:25,
Reply)
Well,
he-
llo...
(
LongJohnBaldry, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:31,
Reply)
I was hoping you'd say exactly this
(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:32,
Reply)
You will tell me if I'm getting predictable, won't you?
(
LongJohnBaldry, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:33,
Reply)
Of course, dear boy
(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:34,
Reply)
Hotpot is fucking tasty, I'll have you know.
(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:17,
Reply)
They keep warm by raping children oop thurr.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:18,
Reply)
Or raping the tax payer, or raping 'vulnerable women'
Lorra lorra rape oop north.
(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:19,
Reply)
they love it
and ask for it by wearing such sexy tracksuits.
(
disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:23,
Reply)
Well, who could turn down
an orange bird wearing pink velour?
(
berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:24,
Reply)
not me for one,
which is why i like you so much.
(
disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:26,
Reply)
I was hoping to get white knighted by someone who'd met me
but apparently not. Sadly for you I do not actually fit these two criteria.
(
berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:38,
Reply)
Oh no.
There goes another dream.
(
disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:46,
Reply)
We cook them too.
(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:19,
Reply)
an' oop t'other as well
(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:20,
Reply)
Some
but most of us can at least construct a sentence that makes sense...
(
berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:18,
Reply)
ey oop me dook, aym goon down jitty tuh shops
(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:22,
Reply)
I believe that both the north and the south have disowned Derby
Unlucky.
(
berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:24,
Reply)
it's because they're shit and shag sheep.
I'm from Notts
(
disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:28,
Reply)
I'm not from Derby
I'm a member of the Sussex massive, selecta and all that, what what.
(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:44,
Reply)
Hardly a vast improvement!
but no wonder local girls tell you you're well spoken...
(
berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:54,
Reply)
I say!
East Sussex I'll have you know and none of that filthy bumming from the Brighton side
(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:26,
Reply)
Testify.
(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:26,
Reply)
fycles
(
LongJohnBaldry, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:31,
Reply)
You've obviously got balls on the brain.
brain chin
(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:35,
Reply)
Office lol
(
Kroney, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:37,
Reply)
« Go Back |
See The Full Thread
Pages: Latest,
837,
836,
835,
834,
833, ...
1