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And most of you poor and live on 'ot pot'?

(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:17, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I'll give you a moment to read that and try again

(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:17, Reply)
It's German, I think.

(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:18, Reply)
I took that moment and used it to spunk in your mum

(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:20, Reply)
She said it only takes a moment.

(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:21, Reply)
I had my fun and that's all that matters.

(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:21, Reply)
"Women are playthings, mere tools towards my ejaculatory fulfilment" quoth Bobby

(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:23, Reply)
'Women' is a bit exclusive I wouldn't want to offend anyone.
maybe we can alter the criteria slightly.
(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:25, Reply)
Well,
he-llo...
(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:31, Reply)
I was hoping you'd say exactly this

(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:32, Reply)
You will tell me if I'm getting predictable, won't you?

(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:33, Reply)
Of course, dear boy

(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Hotpot is fucking tasty, I'll have you know.

(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:17, Reply)
They keep warm by raping children oop thurr.

(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:18, Reply)
Or raping the tax payer, or raping 'vulnerable women'
Lorra lorra rape oop north.
(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:19, Reply)
they love it
and ask for it by wearing such sexy tracksuits.
(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Well, who could turn down
an orange bird wearing pink velour?
(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:24, Reply)
not me for one,
which is why i like you so much.
(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:26, Reply)
I was hoping to get white knighted by someone who'd met me
but apparently not. Sadly for you I do not actually fit these two criteria.
(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:38, Reply)
Oh no.
There goes another dream.
(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:46, Reply)
We cook them too.

(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:19, Reply)
an' oop t'other as well

(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:20, Reply)
Some
but most of us can at least construct a sentence that makes sense...
(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:18, Reply)
ey oop me dook, aym goon down jitty tuh shops

(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:22, Reply)
I believe that both the north and the south have disowned Derby
Unlucky.
(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:24, Reply)
it's because they're shit and shag sheep.
I'm from Notts
(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:28, Reply)
I'm not from Derby
I'm a member of the Sussex massive, selecta and all that, what what.
(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:44, Reply)
Hardly a vast improvement!
but no wonder local girls tell you you're well spoken...
(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:54, Reply)
I say!
East Sussex I'll have you know and none of that filthy bumming from the Brighton side
(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Testify.

(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:26, Reply)

fycles
(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:31, Reply)
You've obviously got balls on the brain.
brain chin
(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:35, Reply)
Office lol

(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:37, Reply)

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