Thatcher. Surely.
Also good call on Paul Gascoigne, I'm amazed he's made it this far. Russell Brand surely can't look that much like a man ravaged by STDs without having at least one or two, can he?

I've veered into Alt Q territory with that last point so I'll go on to say Michael McIntyre (obviously), James Corden (obviously), Jamie Oliver (obv... hang on)

Need a leftfield entry. Len Goodman! It's only a matter of time before he forgets who he is live on air anyway, I can't believe he used to be a respected Ballroom dancer with the shit he spouts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:19, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You just had to sparkle it up at the end, didn't you?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Yes
In my defence, I was trying to think of someone that no-one else would. Made sense to stick to my specialist subject
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I didn't know they approved 'bumderism' as a topic on Mastermind

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Please don't question me on the subject of BBC general knowledge quiz shows
/smuggery
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Sorry Darth
I'm in a bad mood, and you're too easy to insult sometimes. However, you may care to notice that I haven't said anything above about you crying like a little girlpants at Dr. Who.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Appreciate it
You've actually been really nice to me lately. I approve of this

Edit: How is the new blog coming?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)

So-so
Expecting it up for about 11 p.m. I have to go to work between 5.30 - 9, so I've printed the article I'm basing it off. I'll plan it at work and then bash it up when I get back. I'm pretty sure what I want to say though, I've just been lazy and distracted this afternoon.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Good plan though
making the most of your work hours. Am looking forward to reading it, as ever
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Woo! Tell your friends, etc.
As ever, I shall chuck a link on Facebook when I'm done.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Cheers honey
May I enquire after the subject matter? I promise not to tell the press
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:15, Reply)

The government are to announce plans to charge couples with children a fee to break up
Uurgh. Hateful cunts.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:20, Reply)

WHAT?!
Coming from anyone else I would call bullshit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Sadly, not bullshit.
I mean, in a way, it's kind of impressive. They've been in power for 8 months and they're already trying this shit?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:29, Reply)

I reckon something that unfair and cruel
can only have been the product of a late-night drunken bet. "Let's see what else we can get away with under the pretence of reducing the debt - Clegg will get the blame anyway"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:41, Reply)

I strongly suspect that you might be right
And I might quote you on that.

And by 'quote you on that' I mean 'rip off what you just said'.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I demand partial credit
Feel free to refer to me by a (complimentary) pseudonym
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:00, Reply)

E.g.,
"I reckon something that unfair and cruel
can only have been the product of a late-night drunken bet. "Let's see what else we can get away with under the pretence of reducing the debt - Clegg will get the blame anyway"[1]"

_{1. Some filthy poove I know off the internet}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Princess Twinkledrawers?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Implying an air of regality
is probably the most complimentary thing you've ever said about me

in public
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Oh yes
I forgot about all the truly filthy gazzes I sent you.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:19, Reply)

*knowing grin*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:21, Reply)

sm b
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Bindun
Lots of times
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)

we know you have committed buggery lots of times

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:38, Reply)

7/10
Not bad at all. Not your best work though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:40, Reply)

given how tired I feel
I will happily accept 7/10, thank you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:42, Reply)

There's some joke about sexual prowess to be made there
but frankly I can't be arsed to flesh it out (hehehe). Sorry to hear that the insomnia is still being a cunt mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:47, Reply)

leftfield raving marmite wizard
(TheColonel, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:21, Reply)

GIOTD
That's "Gay Insult Of The Day", for anyone who's wondering
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)

it is a good one that's for sure
I think I may start appending wizard to more insults
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:26, Reply)

only you can dish that award out. No one else understands the criteria.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:43, Reply)

You don't know what constitutes a gay insult?
Let me give you some examples. Your football team are a bunch of talented but physically undeveloped wimps with no real hunger who bottle it whenever the finish line is in sight - football insult, based on fact but exaggerated for comic effect.

Your football team play like girls and you're gay for supporting them - gay insult, based on fact but exaggerated for comic effect.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Being literal is for homosexuals.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I have no counterargument to this staggeringly odd statement

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:06, Reply)

The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:09, Reply)