Yeah but she just split up with her husband, we should feel sorry for her
Poor lamb. Still, it'll provide enough material for another 'book'.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:15, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

we should take bets on which moron she will marry next

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Channelling all my psychic senses
I see a muscular, orange idiot.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Carrot Top?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Oh man, that would be totally awesome!

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:49, Reply)

I'm putting a fiver on Chompy

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:22, Reply)

I'm going with Wee Jimmy Krankie.
The ultimate celebrity marriage.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:49, Reply)

I often thought, "Who reads those fucking things?"
Then I saw an advert for Robbie "So fucking smug I'm like a Northern version of University Challenge" Williams' most recent "book" with the subtitle "Exclusive to Tesco."

That pretty much answered it for me.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:21, Reply)

These people:
www.life.com/image/93176265

Who, as I'm sure you'll agree, all look like paragons of good taste and intellect.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:24, Reply)