yes. fit in coffin.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm sure you're not that big.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:32, Reply)

If you were on facebook
you'd be able to see that this is indeed the case.
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:35, Reply)

wait til the bash
i've had to book a separate pub for me and my stomach
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:36, Reply)

I hesitate to use the phrase 'skinny wee thing'
about someone both older and taller than myself, but yeah... it's all in your head love. You are NOT fat.
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:37, Reply)

you're v sweet
but it's more in my stomach and thighs than my head. and the boobs. oh god. the boobs!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:39, Reply)

If only there was such a thing as a boobswap
you could have my pingpong-ball-in-a-sock efforts and I could have your belting pair of DD's (or whatever they are) you'd get bored right quick but you wouldn't fucking see me for dust, I would well abscond with them.
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:41, Reply)

ha no you wouldn't
you'd soon bring them back when you got bored with ugly bras and men talking to them instead of your face and not being able to run for a bus!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:45, Reply)

berk would probably leave 5 minutes earlier than you.
So that is the bus argument dealt with.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:46, Reply)

true
i am habitally 10-30 mins late for EVERYTHING.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:48, Reply)

Ahahahaha
no. Well - I am generally late for work and meeting people, but obsessively early if I have planes/trains/buses etc to catch.
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:49, Reply)

You know what?
I really don't think I would. I'm so bloody short that most men talk to the top of my head anyway, and at least I'd have an awesome rack.
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:52, Reply)

They do that as they are wondering
'could I rest my pint there?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:55, Reply)

The ex did this on occasion
as I am 5'3 and he is 6'5. Git.
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:59, Reply)

That's nothing
I've been told not to walk near the Thames for 'fear of misunderstandings'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:37, Reply)

ha, although totally untrue about yourself, you have reminded me
a couple of years ago i went to a football match where the linesman was enormous. within minutes the entire crowd was hooting "we saw you swimming in the thames..."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:39, Reply)

I remember once being at a football match when Wendy Thoms
he UK's first 'female' line(wo)man was running the line

Somehow, she feel, dislocating her shoulder, only for everyone to start chanting

'You should have stayed in the kitchen'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:43, Reply)

Oh for goodness' sake!
You're not fat either!
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:39, Reply)

I thought it was quite funny myself
Besides the scales would disagree
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:40, Reply)

I'm not fat either!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:45, Reply)

No, you're not
you're a skinny wee thing as well. I hate to think what's going to happen to your waistline when they get your meds right though!
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:50, Reply)

I'll get heart failure and die a painful death.
Either that, or Channel 4 will do a documentary on me, like last night.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:54, Reply)

I didn't see it, only hear about it
but still: *shudder*
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:55, Reply)

4OD
It is an interesting show.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:58, Reply)

I'll take your word for it...

(berk, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:00, Reply)

I ended up having my dreams influenced
by that discussion :( dreamed I was 40 stone and my ankles snapped
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:00, Reply)

Ew!

(berk, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:02, Reply)

I am on Facebook.
But I never use it.

I got to about 150 'friends' realised I didn't know most of them that well and thought 'what's the point?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:38, Reply)

Are you calling Swipe fat?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:41, Reply)