Never seen any of the Godfather films either
or most 'classic' films, eg, The Great Escape.

I once nicked and read the diary of someone who was stalking me, which, understandably, upon reading made me go a tiny bit mental and try to kill him, but my friends pulled me away before I got more than a couple of punches in.
(berk, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 8:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*backs away slowly*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Given that Berk's behaviour is perfectly understandable,
you only have anything to fear if you're a stalker.

*eyes suspiciously*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 8:51, Reply)

*stalks*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Me? Really?
You know I'll enjoy it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:37, Reply)

It's like internet validation
but in REAL LIFE!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I had a stalker once
Sort of. I say "sort of" because she was worryingly keen for about a fortnight then just disappeared - insufficient endurance to be deemed a true stalker.

It's not as validating as I'd hoped, though. More creepy as hell.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I was 16 at the time
And thus for several reasons not exactly as balanced as I am now. Given that the diary was full of rape fantasies featuring me, I think I was entitled to go just a tiny bit mad, don't you? Also this is the same cunt whom, whilst I was asleep on his sofa, started wanking over me. This plus some other dodgy behaviour led to the stealing of the diary. Can you really blame me? Also, what darth says :P
(berk, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Girls don't find that kind of thing endearing and romantic then?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:27, Reply)

No. is that where you've been going wrong all these years?

(berk, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I'm just glad you're a heavy sleeper

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:33, Reply)

So it's not my new moisturiser that I keep finding on my face when I wake up in the mornings?
I did wonder what it was..
(berk, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Your skin's looking excellent by the way

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Cheaper than oil of olay, too!

(berk, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Yikes, I was just being a bit cartoony.
Personally I'd have stabbed him in the face, so I think he got off lightly.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Hehe, I know you were only messing
I just thought I'd explain why I had a burning desire (fnar) to set fire to him and generally claw his eyes out.
(berk, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:33, Reply)