Not ALL little girls.
I preferred playing libraries, and if there was a Disney character I emulated it would have either been Tigger or a pre-transformation Cinderella - the typical scouse leaning toward glorified misery.

I had a terrible row with the women at work a few years ago. I simply said that I wouldn't take any hypothetical offspring to Disneyworld. They got pretty rabid in their defense. They did the usual "WHEN you're a parent..." and "When you see their little faces light up..."
Balls. I was of the generation where everyone was off to Disney but 1) I had no desire to go and 2) We couldn't have afforded it anyway.

Balls!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:56, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

As a mother...

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I was told that it's cruel NOT to take them
and "Wait til they start pestering. How do you say no?"
Er, I'm assuming I'd either develop some parenting skills or starve to death because I've handed over the contents of my bank account so my children can go and buy heroin.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Yeah, parent's are fucking stupid
Still have enough kids and the child benifit will pay for the trip.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:02, Reply)

You need one with a disability, for the big bucks.
I hear severe ADHD isn't bad, or at worst, accept financial assistance for a bed-wetter. it's not much, but it buys a few bottles of Lambrini.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:05, Reply)

I'm still amused that people think Lambrini is wine

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:06, Reply)

When actually it's a dinosaur.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:08, Reply)

it's a singer

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:09, Reply)

A greek woman that Tourettes knew in Kos was called Lambrini.

( girlinthehole, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Haha, superb!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:16, Reply)

It would be fun just for the over the top campness and sheer merkin sicklyness shurly.

( girlinthehole, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:00, Reply)

I have nightmares about that Small World ride and I've never even been

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Tbh, Disney wasn't the best part of being there. Universal Studios and Sea World were better.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I'm not one for theme parks anyway
I mean for a day trip they're ok but I couldn't imagine a holiday centred around things like that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Plus, they're just inferior to Alton Towers.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Southport Pleasureland

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Once upon a time, aye
It's no Camelot though.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Frontier land!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Never went there, went to Gulliver's World instead!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:31, Reply)

I went there too, it was boss
In 1989.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:43, Reply)

We went to Florida when I was 9
I remember the place being magical, but the queues were so long half the time, you can't really enjoy it too much.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:03, Reply)