I never spend more than £15 on a pair
Because I inevitably sit on them and break them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You sit on them?
Why? Does the sun shine out of your ass or something?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:53, Reply)

*golf claps*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:56, Reply)

I used to be like this
but then I found the perfect pair of sunglasses reduced from £100 to 50 and I have had them for at least 6 years with no damage.

I once went caving with a pair of sunglasses in my pocket. That didn't end well for them
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:56, Reply)

I'd like a nice pair of bins
but unfortunately one of my ears appears to be a good three inches lower than the other one.
( Kroney, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Hey you guys!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Yeah, fact.

( Kroney, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:35, Reply)