Hmm.
My friend hasn't booked the tickets for this gig yet, but has been pestering me to come and see this band for quite some time.

If I do cancel, someone's going to need to give me a better excuse than "Nothing personal, but since the choice has been forced upon me, I'd rather have curry with the internet."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:02, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sorry old bean, I appear to have prolapsed again

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:03, Reply)

It's believable, that's what I like about it.
(Unless this is actually a request for help on your part, in which case I'm afraid I can't help you)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:06, Reply)

dip it in sugar and push it back in with your fist
/works on cattle.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I don't want to know what you have been doing to cattle to make them prolapse

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:13, Reply)

You know what I was doing
and don't pretend you're not impressed.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Say you gran is going to die then

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:05, Reply)

My grans have already died, you insensitive buffoon

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Tell him you need to get your crippling bumAIDS seen to

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:06, Reply)

You 'have to wash your hair'

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Sadly, I'm missing approximately 50% of it at the moment

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:20, Reply)

did that drummer get a bit rough?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:29, Reply)

hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:58, Reply)