That's almost as boring
as having to try and remember which senators were pro-Pompey and which were pro-Caesar
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

This isn't even that bad
You should see the huge chunks of texts I have to learn about which proteins phosphporlyate or methylate or active or inhibit other proteins and what order they do it in and what their favourite films are and whether or not they enjoy sunsets and walks on the beach.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I thought I was badly off.
You poor soul.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Whereas I only have to contend with reading emails about a guy who clearly cannot cope with his wife's terminal illness
Sent a few months before he killed her then tried to kill himself.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Oh dear lord this gets worse and worse.
I just have people running round and round in circles before stabbing each other. In Latin.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:23, Reply)

It's alright, I'm nearly finished here
Then I have a nice break during which I have to train other people in Mac forensics.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Is it "Ring up Steve Jobs"
BECAUSE HE KEEPS ALL YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION IN HIS EVIL LAIR!!!!!
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I've been to Apple HQ. They serve lovely food.
And no.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:32, Reply)

When did you come to my house and why don't I remember this?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I've been in your (Manchester) house.
I miss you, come down again soon. I'll clean the house for you.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:35, Reply)

So has Kitty.
I miss you too dear, I will do my best.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Your occasional texts light up my life no end.
We should have a gossip session when your exams are out of the way, I can update you as to why I made my best friend's mum choke on her drink with laughter and other such jolities.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)

It's not all about you
And couscous isn't lovely food.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Don't be silly, of course it is.
I eat more than just that you know. And I'm actually a pretty good cook.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I doubt I'll ever get to verify that
So will just take your word for that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:40, Reply)

she eats houmous as well

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:55, Reply)

*shakes head slowly*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:57, Reply)

He learnt from the best.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:37, Reply)

This makes me want to rip my own cock off and throw it down a well

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Be sure to youtube it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I would rather do this than that to be honest.
At least you don't have to learn it all off by heart though
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:26, Reply)

True, in fact it's much better if I don't ;)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:27, Reply)

for some reason (maybe the pain killers)
I read that as killed her then tried to eat himself

Maybe I should have some toast
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Why are you on pain killers?
I'll punch you if you say "because I'm in pain".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I slipped getting into the bath for a shower this morning
slamming my knee (yes the bad one) into the top of the bath and a small minjury may have occured although in all fairness I was very lucky to retrieve the shower gel, shampoo and basin
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I want you to know that I'm saddened by your injury
And the only reason I'm laughing is because of the small voice bit.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:33, Reply)

haha, "minjury". I done spat my tea.

I am very sorry for your poor abused mimsy
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:57, Reply)