if i don't fancy them
i can flirt/talk dirty for britain and/or just chat for hours about bollocks, all calm and relaxed.

if i fancy them, everything comes out as "mmmmffff" whilst i stare at my feet and then spend the whole night in a dripping frenzy of agonisingly suppressed lust wondering if he is ever going to get his act together and snog me or if i am going home to kick myself to death.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:35, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Just do what I do
Oh, you are.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:37, Reply)

so the chances of our hooking up ever
are precisely zero then.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:38, Reply)

YOU GOTTA RISK IT TO GET THE BISCUIT

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:41, Reply)

of agonisingly suppressed lust wondering if he is ever going to get his act together and snog me or if i am going home to kick myself to death. of vaginal juices.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:38, Reply)

this is not punnage
this is just sewage
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Sorry.
I'll stick to the puns in future.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:40, Reply)

WHAT
you really need to up the confidence levels, even if you don't feel it just pretend
you gotta be cocky
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:40, Reply)

yeah but
there's got to be something in the bank to cash the ego cheque!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:43, Reply)

what does that even mean?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:45, Reply)

It means that this damn thing doesn't work at all!
Good night, future-boy!
( Kroney, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Emmett Brown lols

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:48, Reply)

POTfuckingW

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:54, Reply)