The old dear next door
has been on the phone now for 20 minutes talking non-stop. She's got on to the subject of her incontinence now.

MAKE IT STOP.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:18, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

in detail?
yuck
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:23, Reply)

I'm just going "mmm, yeah" every so often
and trying not to listen.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Old dear next door?
how and why can you hear her, and why are you responding in any way?
(berk, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:28, Reply)

because I'm holding the phone to my ear?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:38, Reply)

But if she;s next door
couldn't you just go round?
(berk, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:46, Reply)

she'd never let him leave
Not without examining her prolapse
( djtrialprice, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:48, Reply)

Exactly
plus I'd have had to put my trousers back on.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:49, Reply)

My mate was fixing one of those on a patient once
and the springy ring they use pinged out and bounced out of the cubicle.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:51, Reply)

that's certainly a vivid mental image

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:52, Reply)

She described it in far greater detail
*bawks*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:54, Reply)

you'd pay good money to see that in a Bangkok cabaret.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:58, Reply)

It's surprisingly good value if you get the poo poo platter

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 23:01, Reply)

do you get calamari with that?
there'd better be calamari.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 23:17, Reply)

Now it's the terrible state of modern television
and she saw Judy Garland and Frank Sinatra at the Hippodrome (just after he split with Ava Gardner).
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:23, Reply)

this has more themes than my mum's conversation
so you should at least appreciate that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Aaaand we're done.
28 minutes, a new personal best.

Listening to her rattle on means I get less hassle about keeping the garden tidy, it's a trade-off.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:26, Reply)

you were b3ta-ing while having a conversation with her?

( djtrialprice, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:33, Reply)

Yep
and playing solitaire. As long as I "Mm-hmm" every so often it's fine. It was mostly stuff she's told me before except for the incontinence and Frank Sinatra.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Gotcha
I try to avoid chats with those type of people.
( djtrialprice, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:43, Reply)

She gets lonely
It's the least I can do.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:47, Reply)

When you put it like that, you probably made her evening
You big softie
( djtrialprice, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:49, Reply)

*blushes*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:52, Reply)