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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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A Belgian just said
"That is where you are wrong" to me

awesome

what's your favourite stereotype?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 21:53, 71 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
don't make me sympathy reply myself
wait...you did

bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:08, Reply)

*Walks in, looks around, leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Calm down petal
Germans are efficient is my favourite. And all English are soft, racist, thicko twats. Every single last one.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:17, Reply)
*trembly bottom lip*
all of us?
(berk, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Especially the ones with poor lower lip control
Anti-semite!
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Eh?
why does that make me an anti-semite?
(berk, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:25, Reply)
It's the insult Walter throws around to
one of the Nihilists at the end of The Big Lebowski simply for being German - in essence making himself the racist one. I now find the term funny simply because it's in that film.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:31, Reply)
Aha
I've never seen that all the way through, I always fall asleep.
(berk, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:34, Reply)
You're not the only one
Eh Roota?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:42, Reply)
zzz... YE FUCKIN WHA'????
*nods*
*blinks*
"I'm awake!"
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:44, Reply)
Stereotype: Women fall asleep while watching movies
I hear the same thing from my mates all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:59, Reply)
at least I'm not Welsh

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:22, Reply)
I'm not really against the English
What with me living in England, having an English best mate, mother, and fiance. And being genetically half Yorkshire *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Urgh, yorkshire
I'm not sure I like you any more.
Did you see Amberls message on fb, by the way?
(berk, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:32, Reply)
I saw lots of people writing stuff
I may get round to reading it at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:40, Reply)
Your organs... etc etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:33, Reply)
Evening gorrrrrjus
And bodily fluids...we quoting Dr Strangelove?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:35, Reply)
Hey handsome
And nope, I'm quoting Roota, January 2010.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:37, Reply)
Aaaah
I was on smack for most of that month. I let Rango play havoc with all my internet accounts.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:41, Reply)
Could you let him take over for a while again?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:45, Reply)
Why I oughtta...

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:46, Reply)
Yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:52, Reply)
Good Yorkshire or east Yorkshire?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:36, Reply)
Good Yorkshire ;)

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:37, Reply)
A Belgian guy once asked me why French men wear yellow ties.
To match their teeth, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:15, Reply)
The old dear next door
has been on the phone now for 20 minutes talking non-stop. She's got on to the subject of her incontinence now.

MAKE IT STOP.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:18, Reply)
in detail?
yuck
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:23, Reply)
I'm just going "mmm, yeah" every so often
and trying not to listen.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Old dear next door?
how and why can you hear her, and why are you responding in any way?
(berk, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:28, Reply)
because I'm holding the phone to my ear?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:38, Reply)
But if she;s next door
couldn't you just go round?
(berk, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:46, Reply)
she'd never let him leave
Not without examining her prolapse
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:48, Reply)
Exactly
plus I'd have had to put my trousers back on.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:49, Reply)
My mate was fixing one of those on a patient once
and the springy ring they use pinged out and bounced out of the cubicle.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:51, Reply)
that's certainly a vivid mental image

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:52, Reply)
She described it in far greater detail
*bawks*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:54, Reply)
you'd pay good money to see that in a Bangkok cabaret.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:58, Reply)
It's surprisingly good value if you get the poo poo platter

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 23:01, Reply)
do you get calamari with that?
there'd better be calamari.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 23:17, Reply)
Now it's the terrible state of modern television
and she saw Judy Garland and Frank Sinatra at the Hippodrome (just after he split with Ava Gardner).
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:23, Reply)
this has more themes than my mum's conversation
so you should at least appreciate that
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:26, Reply)
Aaaand we're done.
28 minutes, a new personal best.

Listening to her rattle on means I get less hassle about keeping the garden tidy, it's a trade-off.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:26, Reply)
you were b3ta-ing while having a conversation with her?

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:33, Reply)
Yep
and playing solitaire. As long as I "Mm-hmm" every so often it's fine. It was mostly stuff she's told me before except for the incontinence and Frank Sinatra.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:39, Reply)
Gotcha
I try to avoid chats with those type of people.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:43, Reply)
She gets lonely
It's the least I can do.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:47, Reply)
When you put it like that, you probably made her evening
You big softie
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:49, Reply)
*blushes*

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:52, Reply)
Arsenal were rubbish tonight! pfffft.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:19, Reply)
ooooh I haven't checked the scores yet

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:22, Reply)
Hahahaha
That's why my Liverpool supporting housemate isn't back from the pub yet.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:25, Reply)
no consolation
piss poor all round. Embarrassing. They need to pull their finger out for the second leg.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:31, Reply)
I work with an Ipswich supporter
she'll be pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:40, Reply)
Completely irrelevant because you'll smash the home leg. You could have lost 3-0 tonight and it still won't matter.
I sincerely hope I'm proved wrong and Ipswich progress though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:34, Reply)
flatmate showed me a pic of something from the LFC gift shop
It's a bad picture of a pedo looking owl reduced from £1.50 to 50p.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:45, Reply)
I don't know whether I'm happy about Hodgson going.
On the one hand it's fucking hilarious and he deserves all he gets for messing us about in the summer. On the other it annoys the flying bejesus out of me that Liverpool thought they were above him and could do better.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 23:16, Reply)
Liverpool have sounded this season a lot like the Newcastle of two years ago
i.e. "We're too big and successful to be as shite as we are. It's not fair etc."

I don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 23:24, Reply)
I just got called a 'Marxist with tits'
By a rabid-EDL idiot, because I pointed out that they're all belmingly retarded troglodytes.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Better than being a flat chested Marxist I suppose
I would ignore the silly gorilla though.
(berk, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:27, Reply)
The EDL are pure comedy.
Nearly as hilarious as the UAF knobheads.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:38, Reply)
Remind them that they're acting in the fine tradition of Oswald Mosley and the blackshirts.
Then explain who Oswald Mosely was, if you think they might understand.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:38, Reply)
One of them offered me a fight in Luton
I said that I wasn't a violent, cretinous, mouth-breathing troglodyte. Then I defined the words for him. Then I defined the words in my definitions for him. The fucking waste of a blow job that he is.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:44, Reply)
that sounds like a lot of work.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 23:21, Reply)
I'm quite jealous

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:31, Reply)
Don't be daft.
You're jealous of nobody.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:37, Reply)
Crazy Cat Lady is my favourite stereotype.
Tigger here... he really is a comfort.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:40, Reply)
You're not allowed a second cat!

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:45, Reply)
Tinyface looks huuuge tonight.
He strong like lion.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:48, Reply)
Helena Bonham Carter
On that note- just got back from The King's Speech- fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 23:02, Reply)
"Men are shit, women are crazy"
It's my favourite stereotyping quote, because it's quoting me and sometimes I'm allowed to be smug.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 23:50, Reply)
Yamaha RX-397
Oh...
(The Bloody Awful Warsaw Concerto, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 5:42, Reply)

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