Goldschlaager or whatever is LOVELY

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

This stuff was manky.
MANKY, I TELL YOU.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I have a soft spot for cinnamon and bling.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:28, Reply)

It's pretty rough
I decided to nip the pub to see my friend (who was working), and thought I'd have a pint while I was there. One turned into two, we won a few quid on the itBox, so that went straight into the till as well, and one of the regulars there insisted on buying me a drink because I'd made him laugh until beer came out his nose.

Got home at 1:30, and decided this would be the perfect time to drink the ale I had left, while having a quick play on the web. I got to bed at 3. Ow.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Did you get your cock out?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:30, Reply)

No, you weren't mentioned.
The barmaid and I were discussing preferences on pubic hair (she's an odd girl), and I simply pointed out that when I'm going down on a girl, I'm there to eat, not floss.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:31, Reply)