*re-thinks wedding outfit*
by contrast, mr b3th can drink the best part of a bottle of single malt, and not appear even the slightest bit tipsy.

I start giggling and falling over after two drinks. I am a really cheap date.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:33, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Haha me too.
I get plastered I do. Then either get really loud and dancy, or try to start cooking, which scares the bejesus out of djtp.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Probably just panicked in case you maess up his pristine kitchen.
In other news, I have just sent you a fb gaz. And thrown cold hot chocolate all down my hand and leg.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Oh cheers, I shall check it aaaht later.
Oh yucky cold chocolate.

Your brother is like Adrian Monk sometimes
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:47, Reply)

He will never bring you here
as the shit-heap that is my home brings him out in cold sweats and an itchy rash.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:48, Reply)

He thinks mine has too much 'stuff'.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:50, Reply)

this from a man with FOUR ornaments!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:51, Reply)

he nearly got rid of the Lucy Porter can when he moved!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:52, Reply)

well, she went and got herself knocked up
so he probably doesn't want her anymore. Now, if he had an Alex Jones can....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:53, Reply)

There were lots of clips of her in a bikini when she was very young
on Almost Famous on BBC3. I recorded it and offered to let him see.
Altruism right here.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Does he still have a thing for the Charlotte Church?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:56, Reply)

He doesn't go on about her so much
But now she's not married to that sad puffin, he might bump her up the list a bit.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:58, Reply)