We've talked about weed loads of times on here, but what's your view on other MASSIVE DRUGS?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:38, 69 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've never done massive drugs

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I've snorted coke before, that's the only other illegal drug I've had
I found it to be pretty underwhelming.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:44, Reply)

You probably didn't inhale

(TheColonel, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:47, Reply)

I have in the past taken
cocaine
ecstacy
mushrooms
speed
salvia
weed
LSD
that legal high thing that was popular a few months back

They're all good, otherwise people wouldn't do them. Not great though and all except weed seem to increase my innate twatishnes.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:46, Reply)

most powerful effect ive had was from perscription codiene

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:57, Reply)

it's strong. I am on Morphine Sulphate which is marvellous stuff.
Codeine Phosphate can be fun.

Methadone less so.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I haven't done any of them
And don't want to. I don't mind others doing them (well, apart from the proper dirty ones), so long as they're responsible and don't try to force it upon others. Like religion, really.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Oh man, I bet you've done cake

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:55, Reply)

He sicked up his own pelvis

(TheColonel, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:58, Reply)

It's a made up drug

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Is it though?
www.medhelp.org/posts/Addiction-Substance-Abuse/Gods-Cake/show/47328
God makes your crack just for you
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:01, Reply)

So if I buy a girl a part of a Ferrari every year for her birthday, which she can collect and then build for herself
I'm technically buying her the whole car and she should love me for it?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Yes, because god doesn't give out Ferrari's for free. Handjob at the very least

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:10, Reply)

For a Ferrari I'd want anal at least

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Tub girl needs a bigger ferrari then

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:16, Reply)

It's a fookin' disgrace.
/ac
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Me and DJ were talking about that the other night
reminiscing about Bernard Manning in his pants.

And the comic genius that is Chris Morris.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:46, Reply)

What about if a mate wanted to come 'round and do some, would be bothered then?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Not in my house, ever.
But that question wasn't raised before. In fact, I'd be reluctant to even be around people doing drugs, for example in a house party scenario.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Oh'aye, it wasn't in the original question, I was just wondering that's all.
I feel the same way, I was just wondering if you (or anyone else) who has a "I really don't care what you do.. it's just not something I like" attitude is taken to your home.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:31, Reply)

In their own home, I have no problem obviously
I would definitely have a problem with it in my home, and obvious use in public places makes me uncomfortable. It's illegal, and I could lose my career over it if the police, for example, swoop in on a house party while I'm there.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:42, Reply)

my house is no druuugz too.
years ago, and because my ex said it was ok, I allowed some friends to do coke in the bathroom, but then we all got drunk and they got it out on the coffee table, and onto MY Jimmy Ray cd, and then my ex spilt Coke (haha) all over it and it got ruined, and there was a tiny bit left and they were trying to salvage it, and I thought, fuck this. No more.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)

One of my old flatmates used to do coke with my mates in my bathroom.
Loads of time I said how much I didn't like the stuff, and they wouldn't shut up when they did it. I never said anything at the time incase they flipped and the next day I didn't feel like an argument so just left it. It was blatent they were doing it.

When we were teens they'd come 'round to do weed and mong out, I'd make them do it in the garden, but I hated that too.

Sometimes they would do it even when I'm not in which made me feel gutted =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:56, Reply)

I smoked a bit of cannabis when I was a student, because my other half and flatmates were pot-heads
But other than that I've never tried anything, never had the inclination. Thought about mushrooms once, but I'm alright ta really.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Not for me.
I don't give a shit about what anyone else does.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:01, Reply)

as long as they're hot.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Because I'm a MAN

( Kroney, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Really boring. Never done ANYTHING, never even had a puff of a real cigarette
But I take a banging anti-depressant and shitloads of presscription strength painkillers for one thing or another.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:08, Reply)

it's not boring
It means you can make your life exciting without going into dodgy pubs and slipping £30 to a dodgy man.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:22, Reply)

I've never done that in my life
I've known all my dealers well and they have on the whole been thoroughly nice people
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Oh you know what I mean
Shurrup
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Case in point
I don't like drinking, or being around drunk people. I find them tedious.

You've met my dad on more than one occasion, so you should understand this sentiment...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Wait til you meet mine.
He's exactly the same as yours, but smaller and less racist.
I've even considered a dry wedding, but then that's not fair on those of us who like a few drinks and DON'T get sent to bed, only to re-emerge three hours later, toplesss, wearing bermuda shorts, and playing a harmonica.

I'm really going off booze and drunk people. I'm losing my temper with them a lot more.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:32, Reply)

*re-thinks wedding outfit*
by contrast, mr b3th can drink the best part of a bottle of single malt, and not appear even the slightest bit tipsy.

I start giggling and falling over after two drinks. I am a really cheap date.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Haha me too.
I get plastered I do. Then either get really loud and dancy, or try to start cooking, which scares the bejesus out of djtp.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Probably just panicked in case you maess up his pristine kitchen.
In other news, I have just sent you a fb gaz. And thrown cold hot chocolate all down my hand and leg.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Oh cheers, I shall check it aaaht later.
Oh yucky cold chocolate.

Your brother is like Adrian Monk sometimes
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:47, Reply)

He will never bring you here
as the shit-heap that is my home brings him out in cold sweats and an itchy rash.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:48, Reply)

He thinks mine has too much 'stuff'.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:50, Reply)

this from a man with FOUR ornaments!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:51, Reply)

he nearly got rid of the Lucy Porter can when he moved!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:52, Reply)

well, she went and got herself knocked up
so he probably doesn't want her anymore. Now, if he had an Alex Jones can....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:53, Reply)

There were lots of clips of her in a bikini when she was very young
on Almost Famous on BBC3. I recorded it and offered to let him see.
Altruism right here.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Does he still have a thing for the Charlotte Church?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:56, Reply)

He doesn't go on about her so much
But now she's not married to that sad puffin, he might bump her up the list a bit.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:58, Reply)

I really don't like drunks eaither.
That's not nesserarly someone who's an alcholic, but someone who's attitude totally changes when they're drunk, eg, they get all soppy or angry or whatever.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:38, Reply)

I have seen drunk me on film, and I think she's a mong.
Friendly enough and not aggressive, but I avoid being like that more than I used to.
I bloody love the taste of wine though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:42, Reply)

I have known a surprising number of functioning alcoholics
it's ordinary drunk people who annoy the bejesus out of me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:49, Reply)

^ this
I often pretend to go to the toilet and then sneak away from a night out.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Hah
I have become legendary for my ability to disappear from nights out. So much so that on the recent stag do in Riga, I was assigned a minder to stop me from going home.

I don't know if they thought I was going to flag down a passing 727 or what.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:52, Reply)

My mates are wise to it, but once they're smashed, they're not as vigilant.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:53, Reply)

I just get bored of being drunk, I think.
Bed starts calling.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55, Reply)

^This
It's rare that I get proper drunk, I usually just stop drinking alcohol a shade past tipsy. This is also the time I start craving bed.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Food and bed.
Food and bed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:57, Reply)

I thought you people started fights
when drunk and bored. Simply going home is a much softer, more Southern thing to do.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I do the no-eye-contact thing when it's takeaway time.
I can run fast when I'm in danger
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:03, Reply)

I bet you wear a coat in winter, too.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:08, Reply)

one of my friends went on a lad's holiday to the Canaries for 10 days
and came home after 5. He is just as boring as me, which is one of the reasons I love him.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:53, Reply)

I left a two-week family holiday after one week.
Had to pay for a flight home and all that jazz.
A week in Liverpool loafing about was better than their idea of a holiday. I couldn't keep up, and my grandparents are included in this bunch of hedonists!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:57, Reply)

oh, remind me to show a CLASSIC picture
of dj with the parents on holiday somewhere. He was about 14, and looks bored out of his mind, as well as mightily pissed off.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Hahahah, that was me at 22!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:00, Reply)

our parents' idea of holiday photos
is ramrod-straight in front of something to prove you've been there.

The only thing missing is a newspaper to show they were definitely alive on this date...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:01, Reply)

For my family
It usually involves my mum with a glass of something in her hand looking squiffy. My sis and I compiled an album of such shots for her as a laugh. Thailand, Cambodia, Greece... all with a cocktail or glass of wine in her hand, bless 'er!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Horses have all the fun.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I've tried a few, probably not as many as people would think
they're ok. I've had some utterly incredible experiences on mushrooms, which I still vividly remember now; what I was feeling, seeing etc.

last time I had them, the best part of my night was when I passed out and fell on my face.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:16, Reply)

It's the only way I can talk to god.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Tried most, liked a few and now get high on sniffing photos of Jeff Bridges.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Besides alkeyhol I've only really done LSD
On balance, The number of good trips just outweighed the number of bad.

Try them if you wish, but don't expect me to join in.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:24, Reply)

They're fucking shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:41, Reply)